...for a different kind of girl

silent surburban girl releasing her voice, not yet knowing what all she wants to say about her life and the things that make it spin. do you have to be 18 to be here? you'll know when i know.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

shall we play a game?

Guess what was going on in my house Saturday night when the conversation between my Tool Man and I wound its way around until I ended up saying the following to him:

"For the love of God, just either jam it in there, or freakin' take it out already!!"

That's right. I went with the seldom used double exclamation point on that one. If you care - better yet, if you dare - please charm me with your guesses!

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51 Comments:

Blogger Michael said...

I'm going to channel my inner nerd here and postulate that you still actually watch movies on VHS tape. And clearly, the Tool Man was dealing with a balky loading mechanism, causing the cartridge to cycle back and forth as the machine attempted to load the tape for play.

Sunday, August 24, 2008 11:38:00 PM  
Blogger Michael said...

Well, either that or you broke the toaster... ;-)

Sunday, August 24, 2008 11:39:00 PM  
Blogger Zip n Tizzy said...

Ahem - Oh my...
O.K. was it animal, vegetable or mineral?... No clues?
I'm going to say, he decided to help you do laundry but was overloadi- No... that's not it... he was making dinner and had so much in the oven already... no, not that either?
O.K. wait... the trash... men take out the trash, was it the trash?
If not then get on with it girl... don't be a tease, tell us the saucy details!

Sunday, August 24, 2008 11:42:00 PM  
Blogger Backpacking Dad said...

Well, you were playing Global Thermonuclear War and he was all wishy-washy about whether to insert his launch key all the way, committing him to sending up the missiles, or to defy the orders of his superiors even though his companion in the silo had a gun trained on him.

Monday, August 25, 2008 12:10:00 AM  
Blogger Therese in Heaven said...

I hope it wasn't anything sexual, because, well, ouch!

Monday, August 25, 2008 12:11:00 AM  
Blogger Practically Joe said...

Uhm? Were you playing hide the salami?

Monday, August 25, 2008 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous the weirdgirl said...

It was Flipper, right? Trying to fit Flipper in a tutu.

you sick puppies!

Monday, August 25, 2008 12:36:00 AM  
Blogger 1blueshi1 said...

I'm afraid the accursed hour of 6:20AM is not conducive to guessing. However, I remain astonished, astounded, AND amazed by your incredible ability to wring copious amounts of seckshewul innuendo from ANYTHING whatsoever.
lil somethin' for you over at my place, doll.

Monday, August 25, 2008 6:22:00 AM  
Blogger kimmyk said...

haha, when i first read michael's comment i thought he said he was going to channel his inner nerd and his prostate.

prostate. *snort* who thinks like that?? apparently me.

okay back to you....

i hope whatever you were doing wasn't what my pink parts thought you were doing because that made them twinge with an "OMG. No way is anyone jamming anything in my pink parts thank you very much!"

Monday, August 25, 2008 6:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does it have something to do with "porn hair"?

Monday, August 25, 2008 6:49:00 AM  
Blogger Edtime Stories said...

no guess...just backing away slowly...very slowly

Monday, August 25, 2008 6:55:00 AM  
Blogger Eternal Sunshine said...

He was helping you put away clothes - Wait, that can't be it - Men don't do laundry...

Um, he was helping you prepare the school supplies in your kids backpacks - no, your kids already started school...

Hmmm - Something to do with an electric outlet? parking the car in the garage? plunging the toilet?

I give up - You'll just have to tell...

Monday, August 25, 2008 7:13:00 AM  
Blogger Always Home and Uncool said...

something involving a large vegetable ... stuck in the garbage disposal.

Monday, August 25, 2008 7:33:00 AM  
Blogger Chuck said...

Yeah....I'm going to go with the CD player. Y'all were watching Brokeback Mountain, weren't ya?

Monday, August 25, 2008 7:54:00 AM  
Blogger Cocotte said...

You two were making subs and the pickles/salami/other food item kept falling out?

Monday, August 25, 2008 8:38:00 AM  
Blogger Desmond Jones said...

No clue.

But you get maximum style points for the Double-E, my dear!

Monday, August 25, 2008 9:02:00 AM  
Blogger Mandy said...

Mr Tool Tips' derriere and a pair of leather pants?

lol... no idea.

Monday, August 25, 2008 9:02:00 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

You two arguing about what movie to watch again?

Monday, August 25, 2008 9:28:00 AM  
Blogger Tina said...

I am still laughing so hard that I can't even come up with a thought on what possibly could have been going on at your house! HA!

Monday, August 25, 2008 9:55:00 AM  
Blogger A.C. said...

Aw crap...Michael already guessed what I was going to guess (VHS tape).

I guess I'll have to go with my second guess: you were playing Trivial Pursuit and put one of those stupid wedge pieces into one of the pie pieces in the wrong direction.

Monday, August 25, 2008 10:19:00 AM  
Blogger justlori2day said...

Which one of your new vibrating toys got stuck in the VCR? hehehehe

Monday, August 25, 2008 10:24:00 AM  
Blogger Rug's Bug said...

I'm thinking you don't have one of those handy bagel slicers and you have to freehand it. Then the bagel didn't get sliced evenly and wouldn't fit into the toaster.

Monday, August 25, 2008 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Pam said...

TM was trying to force his Popeil Pocket Fisherman to actually fit in his pocket.

Monday, August 25, 2008 10:53:00 AM  
Blogger Bee said...

Hmmm…10 years ago, I would have said it was tape to VCR thing but who has one of those now??

I would say it’s about ice cream. Very hard ice cream. The trick with that is to warm it up a little. Maybe dip it first to get it wet. THEN JAM IT IN.

Monday, August 25, 2008 11:01:00 AM  
Blogger Will said...

Let me guess, the NES cartridge was giving you trouble and you just couldn't wait to try and shoot that damn laughing dog?

Monday, August 25, 2008 11:09:00 AM  
Blogger Brian o vretanos said...

I'm afraid my dirty mind's working along the same lines as Z&T's: I'd say it was something to do with garbage too.

Monday, August 25, 2008 11:17:00 AM  
OpenID browerfamilyof5 said...

I'm afraid to guess. My inner pervert is telling me what to write, but somehow I can't bring myself to do it.

Monday, August 25, 2008 1:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Cece said...

One of you had a metal fork aimmed at an open outlet on the wall, huh?

Monday, August 25, 2008 3:55:00 PM  
Blogger Desmond Jones said...

Video gaming, maybe?

Monday, August 25, 2008 4:18:00 PM  
Blogger iMommy said...

Oh good lord, the guesses on this are WAY to funny for me to even try, but....

I say that it was either Tool Man trying to get a kitchen drawer back into place, or perhaps you were putting together some sort of children's toy.

Monday, August 25, 2008 4:32:00 PM  
Blogger The Savage said...

I'm going with the overfull fridge..... There was a watermellon involved and/or large ham.
Or he found my lust for you and was trying to stuff it in a closet.

Monday, August 25, 2008 5:42:00 PM  
Blogger Andrea with the Flipflops said...

OH now this is good! I will go with the freezer is too full. However if it is sexual .... well go sista.

Monday, August 25, 2008 8:12:00 PM  
Blogger Chat Blanc said...

I've got nothin' but filth in mind! ;)

Monday, August 25, 2008 9:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Undomestic Diva said...

It's definitely not anal we're talking about here, because no woman in her right mind would use the term "jam it in there" when referring to such an activity.

Not that I would know. Just sayin.'

My apologies if this has already been guessed (didn't read thru all comments. Bad Megan) but my guess is stuffing something in a drawer (like in the fridge?) or stuffing a comforter made for a California King sized bed into a washer that doesn't accommodate it.

Monday, August 25, 2008 11:54:00 PM  
Blogger Bunny said...

Assembling a piece of furniture and you were holding something heavy up while he was supposed to be putting in the screws and he was taking his time about it . . .

Okay, I just don't know!

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 6:25:00 AM  
Blogger Bogart in P Towne said...

It had to be some video game...right?

I mean, who goes at it all rough like that?

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 9:34:00 AM  
Blogger Stacie said...

ok, I guessed this yesterday or maybe Sunday night, but my comment didn't stick...I don't know why this keeps happening to me, but it's very frustrating.. :(

My guess was that you were eating chips and dip adn tool man was taking too long to dip his chips and pass it on...
Stacie

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 10:11:00 AM  
Blogger Liam said...

You know... I tried to think up something beyond the obvious... and being a guy you can guess what my obvious is... But I must not have had enough coffee yet because nothig is coming to mind...

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 10:29:00 AM  
Blogger Christina Lee said...

Chips and salsa?

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous TwoBusy said...

I'm gonna go with "installing a new dishwasher and discovering that it doesn't quite fit into your cabinetry."

What do I win?

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 12:32:00 PM  
Blogger Andrea with the Flipflops said...

OK ... did he hurt you ... do we need to call in for help. Have you seen the movie Sweetest Thing ... just saying.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 1:03:00 PM  
Blogger Mandy Lou said...

I'm really hoping it was just the trash... Though the possibilities make my mind reel!

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 2:54:00 PM  
Blogger just a girl... said...

I say shoving golf bag into hall closet

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 4:27:00 PM  
Blogger PAPATV said...

You have one of those dining room tables that you can make bigger or smaller by taking out the sections. (They have a name, but I don't remember.)
I will call them "sheaths".

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 5:27:00 PM  
Blogger Chris Wood said...

He was tentatively picking his nose?

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 5:39:00 PM  
Blogger MereCat said...

A bag/box being put into a closet/cabinet, etc. or a video tape into a VCR perchance?

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 6:38:00 PM  
Blogger justlori2day said...

Did he decide to jam YOU in and get you stuck? Whats up with your not letting us in on the game? My mind hurts with wonder (and there isnt much space, so please free it up!)

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 7:46:00 PM  
Blogger Backpacking Dad said...

Are you just waiting to hit 50 comments on this post?

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 9:56:00 PM  
Blogger Backpacking Dad said...

Because if you are, I have good news.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 9:56:00 PM  
Blogger Backpacking Dad said...

You just did.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008 9:57:00 PM  
Blogger for a different kind of girl said...

All of you are great. Some of you are twisted. A couple of you are right. Some of you are crazy for me and don't even fully realize it.

Thanks for all the awesome guesses and playing along. I loved seeing so many new faces pop up, and I plan to visit you all soon!

The answer was, indeed, garbage. I spilled all in the latest post, where I also talk about the tits, so go up and show some love there, too, why don't ya?

Wednesday, August 27, 2008 12:28:00 AM  

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