shall we play a game?
Guess what was going on in my house Saturday night when the conversation between my Tool Man and I wound its way around until I ended up saying the following to him:
"For the love of God, just either jam it in there, or freakin' take it out already!!"
That's right. I went with the seldom used double exclamation point on that one. If you care - better yet, if you dare - please charm me with your guesses!
posted by for a different kind of girl @ 11:14 PM
51 Comments:
I'm going to channel my inner nerd here and postulate that you still actually watch movies on VHS tape. And clearly, the Tool Man was dealing with a balky loading mechanism, causing the cartridge to cycle back and forth as the machine attempted to load the tape for play.
Well, either that or you broke the toaster... ;-)
Ahem - Oh my...
O.K. was it animal, vegetable or mineral?... No clues?
I'm going to say, he decided to help you do laundry but was overloadi- No... that's not it... he was making dinner and had so much in the oven already... no, not that either?
O.K. wait... the trash... men take out the trash, was it the trash?
If not then get on with it girl... don't be a tease, tell us the saucy details!
Well, you were playing Global Thermonuclear War and he was all wishy-washy about whether to insert his launch key all the way, committing him to sending up the missiles, or to defy the orders of his superiors even though his companion in the silo had a gun trained on him.
I hope it wasn't anything sexual, because, well, ouch!
Uhm? Were you playing hide the salami?
It was Flipper, right? Trying to fit Flipper in a tutu.
you sick puppies!
I'm afraid the accursed hour of 6:20AM is not conducive to guessing. However, I remain astonished, astounded, AND amazed by your incredible ability to wring copious amounts of seckshewul innuendo from ANYTHING whatsoever.
lil somethin' for you over at my place, doll.
haha, when i first read michael's comment i thought he said he was going to channel his inner nerd and his prostate.
prostate. *snort* who thinks like that?? apparently me.
okay back to you....
i hope whatever you were doing wasn't what my pink parts thought you were doing because that made them twinge with an "OMG. No way is anyone jamming anything in my pink parts thank you very much!"
Does it have something to do with "porn hair"?
no guess...just backing away slowly...very slowly
He was helping you put away clothes - Wait, that can't be it - Men don't do laundry...
Um, he was helping you prepare the school supplies in your kids backpacks - no, your kids already started school...
Hmmm - Something to do with an electric outlet? parking the car in the garage? plunging the toilet?
I give up - You'll just have to tell...
something involving a large vegetable ... stuck in the garbage disposal.
Yeah....I'm going to go with the CD player. Y'all were watching Brokeback Mountain, weren't ya?
You two were making subs and the pickles/salami/other food item kept falling out?
No clue.
But you get maximum style points for the Double-E, my dear!
Mr Tool Tips' derriere and a pair of leather pants?
lol... no idea.
You two arguing about what movie to watch again?
I am still laughing so hard that I can't even come up with a thought on what possibly could have been going on at your house! HA!
Aw crap...Michael already guessed what I was going to guess (VHS tape).
I guess I'll have to go with my second guess: you were playing Trivial Pursuit and put one of those stupid wedge pieces into one of the pie pieces in the wrong direction.
Which one of your new vibrating toys got stuck in the VCR? hehehehe
I'm thinking you don't have one of those handy bagel slicers and you have to freehand it. Then the bagel didn't get sliced evenly and wouldn't fit into the toaster.
TM was trying to force his Popeil Pocket Fisherman to actually fit in his pocket.
Hmmm…10 years ago, I would have said it was tape to VCR thing but who has one of those now??
I would say it’s about ice cream. Very hard ice cream. The trick with that is to warm it up a little. Maybe dip it first to get it wet. THEN JAM IT IN.
Let me guess, the NES cartridge was giving you trouble and you just couldn't wait to try and shoot that damn laughing dog?
I'm afraid my dirty mind's working along the same lines as Z&T's: I'd say it was something to do with garbage too.
I'm afraid to guess. My inner pervert is telling me what to write, but somehow I can't bring myself to do it.
One of you had a metal fork aimmed at an open outlet on the wall, huh?
Video gaming, maybe?
Oh good lord, the guesses on this are WAY to funny for me to even try, but....
I say that it was either Tool Man trying to get a kitchen drawer back into place, or perhaps you were putting together some sort of children's toy.
I'm going with the overfull fridge..... There was a watermellon involved and/or large ham.
Or he found my lust for you and was trying to stuff it in a closet.
OH now this is good! I will go with the freezer is too full. However if it is sexual .... well go sista.
I've got nothin' but filth in mind! ;)
It's definitely not anal we're talking about here, because no woman in her right mind would use the term "jam it in there" when referring to such an activity.
Not that I would know. Just sayin.'
My apologies if this has already been guessed (didn't read thru all comments. Bad Megan) but my guess is stuffing something in a drawer (like in the fridge?) or stuffing a comforter made for a California King sized bed into a washer that doesn't accommodate it.
Assembling a piece of furniture and you were holding something heavy up while he was supposed to be putting in the screws and he was taking his time about it . . .
Okay, I just don't know!
It had to be some video game...right?
I mean, who goes at it all rough like that?
ok, I guessed this yesterday or maybe Sunday night, but my comment didn't stick...I don't know why this keeps happening to me, but it's very frustrating.. :(
My guess was that you were eating chips and dip adn tool man was taking too long to dip his chips and pass it on...
Stacie
You know... I tried to think up something beyond the obvious... and being a guy you can guess what my obvious is... But I must not have had enough coffee yet because nothig is coming to mind...
Chips and salsa?
I'm gonna go with "installing a new dishwasher and discovering that it doesn't quite fit into your cabinetry."
What do I win?
OK ... did he hurt you ... do we need to call in for help. Have you seen the movie Sweetest Thing ... just saying.
I'm really hoping it was just the trash... Though the possibilities make my mind reel!
I say shoving golf bag into hall closet
You have one of those dining room tables that you can make bigger or smaller by taking out the sections. (They have a name, but I don't remember.)
I will call them "sheaths".
He was tentatively picking his nose?
A bag/box being put into a closet/cabinet, etc. or a video tape into a VCR perchance?
Did he decide to jam YOU in and get you stuck? Whats up with your not letting us in on the game? My mind hurts with wonder (and there isnt much space, so please free it up!)
Are you just waiting to hit 50 comments on this post?
Because if you are, I have good news.
You just did.
All of you are great. Some of you are twisted. A couple of you are right. Some of you are crazy for me and don't even fully realize it.
Thanks for all the awesome guesses and playing along. I loved seeing so many new faces pop up, and I plan to visit you all soon!
The answer was, indeed, garbage. I spilled all in the latest post, where I also talk about the tits, so go up and show some love there, too, why don't ya?
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