...for a different kind of girl

silent surburban girl releasing her voice, not yet knowing what all she wants to say about her life and the things that make it spin. do you have to be 18 to be here? you'll know when i know.

Monday, April 07, 2008

an ode to sex in the form of haiku

The choice seemed easy:
Me or Blade: Trinity (yawn)
Wait! Ryan Reynolds!

Two hours later
Bad ass vampires had me hot!
Um...are you snoring?

I once thought vampires
were a myth to fuel movies
alas, sex...you're close.


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18 Comments:

Blogger Backpacking Dad said...

Immediately after I took the GRE I felt so poorly that I had to go non-think for a couple of hours. Thank You Blade: Trinity!

But Ryan Reynolds just makes me feel bad: wicked sarcastic sense of humor and rockin' abs. I hate you, dude. Go do some crunches and leave my body image alone.

Monday, April 07, 2008 9:37:00 AM  
Blogger FTN said...

No sex for that long?
There is no excuse for that.
Jessica Biel... Mmm.

Monday, April 07, 2008 10:14:00 AM  
Blogger Desmond Jones said...

Movie or Molly?
That choice is easy for me. . .
'Spesh'ly vampires; eh.

Sorry 'bout The Sex.
Hope Tool Man's mojo returns
Once he gets some sleep.

But FADKOG haikus
Rock like nobody's bizness
Thanks for this one, dear.

Monday, April 07, 2008 10:24:00 AM  
Blogger Melody said...

What are you doing?
Haikus? I suck at haikus
Sorry you got none.

Best I can do - lol!

Monday, April 07, 2008 11:11:00 AM  
Anonymous TwoBusy said...

Vampirism as
a metaphor for things that
happen in darkness?

Things not meant to be
seen or spoken of in the
full light of day? Hmm.

Perhaps these subjects
are too esoteric for
a sleepy Tool Man.

Monday, April 07, 2008 11:32:00 AM  
Blogger katie said...

damn, i loooooove ryan reynolds!! yummy pics you linked of him. my libido thanks you, diff gal. :)

Have a great day!!

Monday, April 07, 2008 2:28:00 PM  
Blogger Mandy Lou said...

I am too brain dead
for crazy vampire haiku
a sad thing, no sex

Monday, April 07, 2008 3:04:00 PM  
Blogger Bogart in P Towne said...

I have nothing to add that is of any value...except to say that I am sorry for your loss.

Monday, April 07, 2008 4:04:00 PM  
Blogger katie said...

girl, i remembered your post about Rick Springfield so i thought of you when i saw this new post over at Dooce. (under my links). the writer of this blog had a sighting of him at the airport with pics. it's a trip and thought you might enjoy. you might already know of dooce's blog anyways. it's a great time! :)

Monday, April 07, 2008 5:57:00 PM  
Blogger Edtime Stories said...

I loved it.

Monday, April 07, 2008 6:17:00 PM  
Blogger Bee said...

Heh Heh Ryan Reynolds is HAWT!!

Monday, April 07, 2008 6:21:00 PM  
Blogger The Savage said...

Ummmm.... I still lust you....

Monday, April 07, 2008 7:07:00 PM  
Blogger Melissa said...

My husband, he snores
Not really interested
Karate chop might wake him

Monday, April 07, 2008 7:31:00 PM  
Blogger 1blueshi1 said...

oooh, Ryan Reynolds IS hot!

Tuesday, April 08, 2008 7:17:00 AM  
Blogger Melody said...

I like Mater's math, as well. He does know that 1 + 2 = 3, but 1 AND 2 is 12. LOL! I love their logic sometimes. Thanks for the comment!

Tuesday, April 08, 2008 7:20:00 AM  
Blogger Biscuit said...

I have no haiku mojo. Nor any mojo for that matter! Otherwise, I'd made some flirtatious, inappropriate remark about keeping the Tool Man's spot warm.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008 4:39:00 PM  
Blogger Stacie said...

*Stacie walks in, looks around, reads haiku for third time, scratches head in bewilderment, and at a loss for words, leaves without comment*.
Stacie

Tuesday, April 08, 2008 7:25:00 PM  
Blogger Nanette said...

Holy shit, has it really been that long since I've stopped by your blog? :( Sorry my sweet.

Thursday, April 17, 2008 3:33:00 AM  

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