an ode to sex in the form of haiku
The choice seemed easy:
Me or Blade: Trinity (yawn)
Wait! Ryan Reynolds!
Two hours later
Bad ass vampires had me hot!
Um...are you snoring?
I once thought vampires
were a myth to fuel movies
alas, sex...you're close.
18 Comments:
Immediately after I took the GRE I felt so poorly that I had to go non-think for a couple of hours. Thank You Blade: Trinity!
But Ryan Reynolds just makes me feel bad: wicked sarcastic sense of humor and rockin' abs. I hate you, dude. Go do some crunches and leave my body image alone.
No sex for that long?
There is no excuse for that.
Jessica Biel... Mmm.
Movie or Molly?
That choice is easy for me. . .
'Spesh'ly vampires; eh.
Sorry 'bout The Sex.
Hope Tool Man's mojo returns
Once he gets some sleep.
But FADKOG haikus
Rock like nobody's bizness
Thanks for this one, dear.
What are you doing?
Haikus? I suck at haikus
Sorry you got none.
Best I can do - lol!
Vampirism as
a metaphor for things that
happen in darkness?
Things not meant to be
seen or spoken of in the
full light of day? Hmm.
Perhaps these subjects
are too esoteric for
a sleepy Tool Man.
damn, i loooooove ryan reynolds!! yummy pics you linked of him. my libido thanks you, diff gal. :)
Have a great day!!
I am too brain dead
for crazy vampire haiku
a sad thing, no sex
I have nothing to add that is of any value...except to say that I am sorry for your loss.
girl, i remembered your post about Rick Springfield so i thought of you when i saw this new post over at Dooce. (under my links). the writer of this blog had a sighting of him at the airport with pics. it's a trip and thought you might enjoy. you might already know of dooce's blog anyways. it's a great time! :)
I loved it.
Heh Heh Ryan Reynolds is HAWT!!
Ummmm.... I still lust you....
My husband, he snores
Not really interested
Karate chop might wake him
oooh, Ryan Reynolds IS hot!
I like Mater's math, as well. He does know that 1 + 2 = 3, but 1 AND 2 is 12. LOL! I love their logic sometimes. Thanks for the comment!
I have no haiku mojo. Nor any mojo for that matter! Otherwise, I'd made some flirtatious, inappropriate remark about keeping the Tool Man's spot warm.
*Stacie walks in, looks around, reads haiku for third time, scratches head in bewilderment, and at a loss for words, leaves without comment*.
Stacie
Holy shit, has it really been that long since I've stopped by your blog? :( Sorry my sweet.
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