'they were asking if you were around, how you was, where you could be found'
Is this thing on? Yeah? Getting a little buzz in my left ear. Can you fix that? Ready?
Have you missed me? Don't lie. It's cute how you play coy, but your eyes always give it away. You missed me. Come 'ere and give me a hug!
What? You want a kiss, too? I might say no, but my eyes give it away.
::whisper:: Get in the back of the line. I got a little something special just for you after I get through all the others, OK?
Just wanted to poke my head in and say "hi" quick, and thank FTN and Backpacking Dad for taking such good care of things while I was away. Charmers, they are. I appreciate every effort they made around here to class the joint up.
(Even if I find half my underpants are missing and none of my more questionable DVDs were put back in the right cases.)
Hopefully inspiration will hit me soon and I'll have a fresh little post up. While I was away, I discovered my propensity for coolness will not carry me through my old age. That's been a hard pill to swallow. Also? No matter how you try, flood waters just aren't that interesting, so stop talking about them already, Mom.
'K. I have a shower to take an some unpacking to do. Thankfully I did laundry at my sister's, so I have some underwear, because seriously, I don't know what you two boys did with all of mine, but you owe me.
And I probably owe you both, too.
Now, about that kiss...