'they were asking if you were around, how you was, where you could be found'
::tap, tap::
Is this thing on? Yeah? Getting a little buzz in my left ear. Can you fix that? Ready?
HELLO, CLEVELAND!!
Have you missed me? Don't lie. It's cute how you play coy, but your eyes always give it away. You missed me. Come 'ere and give me a hug!
What? You want a kiss, too? I might say no, but my eyes give it away.
::whisper:: Get in the back of the line. I got a little something special just for you after I get through all the others, OK?
Just wanted to poke my head in and say "hi" quick, and thank FTN and Backpacking Dad for taking such good care of things while I was away. Charmers, they are. I appreciate every effort they made around here to class the joint up.
(Even if I find half my underpants are missing and none of my more questionable DVDs were put back in the right cases.)
Hopefully inspiration will hit me soon and I'll have a fresh little post up. While I was away, I discovered my propensity for coolness will not carry me through my old age. That's been a hard pill to swallow. Also? No matter how you try, flood waters just aren't that interesting, so stop talking about them already, Mom.
'K. I have a shower to take an some unpacking to do. Thankfully I did laundry at my sister's, so I have some underwear, because seriously, I don't know what you two boys did with all of mine, but you owe me.
And I probably owe you both, too.
Now, about that kiss...
posted by for a different kind of girl @ 11:08 AM
26 Comments:
Classy as your guests were, I'm glad you're back- with or without underwear ;)
Hey, welcome back, my dear!
Yer blog-sitters did you proud, fer sure. But, you know, it just ain't the same. . .
I found you through BPD, but I'll be back. Welcome home...
smoochies to you, dear sweet blogger pal o'mine. and okay you crack my shit with your troll comment. you know it, g-money. u know it. ;)
welcome back!! no one could ever really fill your shoes, girl! and i totally wish i could fill out your bra size. but such is life. i gots what i gots.:)
You can have your underwear back when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
Welcome back! I’m surprised Missouri didn’t hustle you out as soon as you got there being the bad girl you are!
If I’d known you were coming today, I’d left you the last brownie.
*coming BACK* I meant.
Seriously. My mom can on and on about the weather they are having. Making mental note NOT to discuss weather with my kids when they are older. Welcome back!
The boys let me buy a pair off eBay for $67.23.
Sweet silk green thong, honey. I'll treasure it.
Welcome home from Dialupland. I hear the weather there is unpredictable. Your guests did a great job, but you were definitely missed.
Good to see you back! I know you've got some good posts in you after spending time with relatives!
Nice to have you back...and doubly glad you were able to do laundry prior to coming home. It sucks to have a bustle of dirty laundry to do after returning from a trip!
If you're wondering what that smell is , it's glove.
Glad you're back (not that the guest hosts weren't awesome) - can't wait to hear how the "vacation" went!
Welcome back. Seriously, after reading your guest posts I gotta say, your boobs must be top-notch!
Hope the 4th was fun and all that.
welcome back my favorite wordy girl!
this is just me, but if they give you back your panties, ya might wanna just toss 'em in the trash.
*cringe*
looking forward to tales of life on the road.
Welcome back. I feel secure knowing that your words are coming to me on a regular basis. Check your e-mail for more testimony on how much I missed you!
Welcome back!
Welcome back!
Wait... is there an echo in here?
BIG SMMMOOOOOCHHHHHHHH welcome home
Glad to have ya back!
Judging by my laughter, I am happy to have you back
I'm glad you and your rack are back!! lol
welcome home!
Oh, welcome home FADKOG. I've missed typing FADKOG. Don't ever change your name. Unless it's to something like GOKDAF. Or Jean. I like Jean.
Sailor - I imagine it's a much, much classier production if I'm sporting the drawers! Thanks for the welcome!
Des - It's because different girls are just so much more cool than different boys. At least, that's what I think. Their results may differ!
Rock and Roll Mama - Yeah! Backpacking Dad is a rather awesome fellow. The word "fellow" is rather awesome, too. Anyway...as this comment attests, I ramble. Hope you don't mind! Thanks for coming on!
Katie - Honey, you take whatever you got filling your bra and you enjoy it, but you keep it to yourself, because trollin' isn't the game to play!
ftn - Are you kidding? I am totally autographing the pair(s) you get to keep...
Bee - Sweet, sweet heaven, Bee, I L.O.V.E. me some brownies. I've not had any in months because I'm such a good girl (I only pretend to be a bad girl for Missouri because Missouri likes it when I talk dirty to it) and not had any, but now it's ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT!!
Bee - OH. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Don't make me go there to tell you what I'd do for a brownie...
Alice - I have notebooks filled with things not to talk to my kids about when they are older. It also includes the weather. Also? Long gone and unknown relatives, people I formerly worked with they never met, and the sex life I had with their dad!
Always Home - That better not have been the 'buy now' price! Those babies could bring in a mint!
April - Dialupland was a snooze, however, I met a few interesting homeless men in my attempt to use high speed internet at the town library, so 'Score!'
Cocotte - Oh, I hope so, but I kept waiting for anyone to do something interesting, but we just talked about Walmart and the Missouri River a lot, so I'm not sure what I can pull from those topics! I'll see what I can do!
Bogart - One day, I hope to be the continental hopping traveler you get to be, and I hope there's homemade chocolate chip cookies everywhere I go!
BP Dad - By that, do you mean "love"? Because seriously, if you mean "glove," I going to have to admit right here that I'm terrified of cleaning up your messes and finding that...
Plus, I thought I told you could call your friends, but no parties...
Mandy Lou - They were pretty awesome, weren't they. I'm pretty lucky they consented. The vacation was not as awesome as the guest writers, though!
Meg - They are real and they are spectacular!
kimmy - If there's one thing I've learned around these here internet parts, it's keeping your own paws on your own panties. Happily, these two magoos aren't creepshows! I MISSED you!
That Girl - And I MISSED you, too! Seriously, it was like I was a twin in a less tragic VC Andrew's book, and I was wandering the mansion in search of a sibling I didn't even know I had. We'd learn we were siblings before we starting making out, though, so take that, VC Andrews!
Chag - Thank you! When I get to it, I have an email to send you...
Michael - Oh, but I love, love, love echoes! Thank you!
Ed - Thank you, dear!
Heather - Not nearly as happy as I am to be back! Ok, maybe nearly as such. If so, thank you!
David - Thank you! I'm trying to carve out time to get caught up with you and everyone else!
Choppzs - My rack is glad to be back, bringing peace and happiness to the world. Me? I'm just glad to be back sleeping in my own bed!
Mandy - Thank you!
Taja - I love when you come around here, because I love how you love on the FADKOG! But what can we make GOKDAF stand for? Hmmm...Gorgeous Outstanding Kickass Deliciously Awesome Female! That SO should have been the name of this blog! Dammit!
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