trick or treat...

...smell my feet.

Seriously. Smell them. They smell like lilacs. It's like springtime!

Actually, you could just skip that smelling part and proceed right to rubbing them, because that would rock. You have to tell me a joke while doing so, though. That's just part of Halloween. No joke, no 100 Grand bar.

Eh, who am I kidding? I would totally share the goodness that is a 100 Grand bar. Caramel, chocolate, little crispies? Oh, God, yes! Yes, please! But the wine in the evil cup? Yeah, probably not going to share that. There are some days you need something a little stronger than a hot bubble bath to wash away the evil.