'hey, I heard you missed us! Were back!'
"...I brought my pencil. Gimme' somethin' to write on, man!"
Tomorrow. Hopefully tomorrow, after I've washed the Walmart off of me, when I'm done quoting Van Halen tunes and I get back into my routine of being up all hours of the night, I'll get back to this and post something charming and delightful (no guarantees!) and catch up with you all.
I'll not admit this if you asked me or demanded it of me or flashed me parts of your body to tempt me, but I may have kissed the computer upon returning from my trip to the Ingall's little house in the big woods and their dial up madness to the "World of The Future" in my basement.
DSL. It's apparently my porn. I like it because when you do flash me parts of your body, I can see them much faster.
Ok, whatever. I ain't talkin' about love, but at least pretend you missed me at this point, eh?
(I have no excuse for the Van Halen. Seriously. I apologize right now)
Labels: got it bad
posted by for a different kind of girl @ 12:30 AM
10 Comments:
Of course I missed you.... I always miss you when you are gone my little Yankee Rose....
I missed you! I'm glad you're back! I always kiss my computer when I get back from my parents' dial up too...
Stace
YEA Youre home! Glad you're back and hope it was as torrid a trip as you made it out to be. But umm, when you were kissing the computer...... I do believe you slipped me a little tongue..... and I liked it! :)
welcome home. That Wal Mart can be really hard to get off so I hope you have a good scru brush or something.
Right now, it makes me a little pervertedly happy that the YouTube master who posted that last Van Halen clip goes by the user name "cornholiobutt." Sometimes it's as if I plan these things. Ah, but could you imagine the power I'd have if I *actually* did!
Sigh...
Are you hot for teacher too?
Good to have you back in the land of the living!!!
I'm sure you are more than happy to be home, gotta luv that.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad...I'm hot for fadkog (milk just doesn't work for this song)
hikdpwmg
Savage - Back in the swing of things and back in the leader board at the top of the comments! Good man!
Stacie - I shouldn't probably mention the other things I greeted warmly upon my return!
Terry - I've never kissed a chick before, but I have the tongue slipping skillz, so I guess take this as a warning!
Finished - In fact I *do* have a good scrub brush. You can pretty much figure out where I picked it up at, too!
Marla - You know I think you rock, right? No one loves you like I love you...
George - In all honesty, I can't recall a teacher I was ever hot for. Perhaps if my college lit teacher had danced on his desk, I could have been so persuaded.
Choppzs - Even more so it's good to be back!
Nocturnal - One day I'll try for that world traveling, and then I may never want to come home!
Nanette - Confirming once again how mad I am for you, my sweets!
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