Me: "Heh, heh, heh... Look, honey! My fortune says 'Our first and last love is self-love.' Heh, heh, heh."
Tool Man: "True dat!"
Me: "Heh, heh, heh, this is so hilari...WAIT! Did you just say 'True dat'?"
Tool Man: "Fo sho!"
Me: "Oh, you're so going to be self-loving yourself for awhile for that."
Tool Man: "I think you mean, 'Fo dat!'"
Me: "Watch me eat this egg roll now and weep for what you'll be missing..."
p.s. - Can I just say that I LOVE how the fortune builds suspense with the ellipses?! Like it knows, it just KNOWS, that the recipient is going to go for the clear and present double entendre. Seth, my inner-14 year old boy (perhaps you've heard me talk about him, yeah?) totally choked on the half of my fortune cookie I shared with him when we saw this, and before he could even say it, I was all, "I KNOW!! This is fantastic, isn't it?!"
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