in case you were wondering...
I haven't been stolen away by a marauding band of renegade Bigfoot.
Or Bigfeet, since there would have to be more than one to form a band. Bigfeet just doesn't sound quite as evil.
Of course, there's also the chance I actually was nabbed, and they are standing behind me right this second, making me write this so as to buy more time to drag me deeper into their forest haunts. It's really up to you to decide, I think.
Anyway, I just thought you would want to know. Of course, if you didn't want to know, you're going to feel really, really bad when you turn on the news in a few days and the top story is about a gang of scary Sasquatch.
Assuming I was stolen away, that is.
Labels: shortest post I've ever written
posted by for a different kind of girl @ 7:40 AM
28 Comments:
Okay, so how are we to know the real story? Is Bigfoot behind you, forcing you to write this? Is Bigfoot literate? WHO KNEW? So can we be expecting a ransom note or what?
Whew!
Hey, now that you mention it, 'Bigfoot' would be a great name for a rock band. . .
So, is this just some wacky attempt to glean publicity, on the order of 'Paul is Dead?' You know, 'FADKOG has been abducted by Sasquatches'? And then you suddenly appear at the edge of town, looking all disheveled, not wanting to talk about it? Hmmm???
Bigfeet as in Yeti or as in Harry and the Hendersons Bigfeet?
'cuz he was s cute and probably could actually force you to write something.
'the Yeti kind? probably would just eat you.
hmmmmm. SO now, my question is, will I get back the ransom I paid, when I received a note saying that fadkog had been nabbed?
I assumed it was genuine, as it was signed with a huge "x". Have I been scammed?
Dang, there goes the cakesters.
Personally, I don't think that you getting abducted would be major problem for your adoring fans, just as long as you can stil blog - surely even bigfoot has internet access these days...
As long as you don't develop stockholm syndrome and decide to stay in the forest forever we should be okay.
This explains the strange rustling outside my window.
I figured whatever it was that stole you, there'd be a story coming our way, at some point... Let the woman type, Tribe O' Bigfeet.
Nobody's kidnapped you? Then who's this ransom note for? And why did they send it to me? Damn, it's all so confusing.
Technically there could be a one man sasquatch band.
Hey, I think I just figured out the title to my first rock album!
I am so confused.
Sasquatchi. If we're going to get all grammatical about it.
It's because it's too cold, right? Yeah my feet are freezing!
I remember Bigfoot from the Six Million dollar man. He was like a robot from some other planet.
Zoinks, be careful Scoob.
i've been robbed too.
we should commiserate..
I figured you were just being probed by horny aliens. But I'm glad you've found a chance to avoid them for a few minutes.
Damned Bigfoot!
If you are in the company of a bunch of Bigfeet/Sasquatches are you all singing "Single Ladies" 'cause you know once the Bigfeet know it the world is coming to an end.
RUT RO....scooby to the rescue. You are too funny!
I will check that off my list of concerns...
But where are you?! (I say, not having written in 2 weeks myself!)
I believe they prefer to be called Shoe Size Challenged...
Would have been awesomer if it were Ninja. Cause then you would have a cool outfit and some badarse swords.
Bigfoot Rules! And if they don;t understand you just start singing the INXS song that your blog is named after to put them in a daze.
God knows thats what that song does to me.
I LOVE IT!!!!
Different Kind of Girl, the song, trivia question:
What 80's movie did this song appear in, and who were the 2 lead stars?
I'm a new follower and can;t wait to continue reading!
In Florida, Big Foots...feets...whatever, are called Skunk Apes because they stink real bad.
I hope you come back not stinky.
Ya gotta watch out for those Sasquatch gangs...they'll get you every time;)
I can't seem to get it together enough to post.
I just stumbled across your blog and read the shortest post you've ever written and some really long ones... and thought that your blog is amazing.
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