in case you were wondering...
I haven't been stolen away by a marauding band of renegade Bigfoot.
Or Bigfeet, since there would have to be more than one to form a band. Bigfeet just doesn't sound quite as evil.
Of course, there's also the chance I actually was nabbed, and they are standing behind me right this second, making me write this so as to buy more time to drag me deeper into their forest haunts. It's really up to you to decide, I think.
Anyway, I just thought you would want to know. Of course, if you didn't want to know, you're going to feel really, really bad when you turn on the news in a few days and the top story is about a gang of scary Sasquatch.
Assuming I was stolen away, that is.
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