me love you long time...

"it's true," it teased, begging me to hold it closer. "you do look pretty. want to know why?"
"please..." i sighed.
"you consume me with such passion, and between you and me, it's kick ass that you match your nail polish to your couch."
swept away by such compliments, i had no other thought in mind but to see us reach a glorious and satisfying finish together. there upon the kitchen table. in the middle of the afternoon. with no thought of who was watching.
"come closer," i demanded as i grabbed at furled edges, finished with the begging. "after all you've given me...after making me feel such grand fullness, i have no other desire but to take you and fulfill all my cravings."
releasing the tip of my tongue from between my saucy lips, i traced it along my admirer's sweet, sugary folds. mocking it? perhaps. more likely i was showing it who was boss as i started nibbling along the curves with a tease before popping my biggest fan whole into my mouth.
"eh..." i relented. "like the line fed to me, you're a little stale."
* my utmost admiration and respect to ftn for giving me a reason to live...
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