shall we play a game? version 2.0

Remember last summer when I when I put up this post asking you all to figure out what it was my Tool Man and I were talking about, and was all "Oh, ha ha ha! Hilarious. They'll never figure this out!" and then 30 minutes after I hit 'publish post' one of you did, leaving me sitting dumbfounded in the spot I'd not yet moved from, muttering "Well, hmmm. That was fun while it lasted."?

Well it's time to play again!

A few nights ago, Tool Man and I were enjoying some time together when he asked me the following question:

"It's pretty thick, isn't it? It feels like you're sucking holes in it!"

(sidebar - It should be noted that I was not, in fact, sucking holes in it because I have the particular job he was speaking of down to a science)(also? practice makes perfect!)(though no one ever says there's such a thing as a bad one of these)

Now it's your turn to do some work, if you choose. Fill up the comments with love. And guesses, too, since that's really what this is all about.