things I'm pretty sure I never thought I'd say

• This Jonas Brothers CD is pretty damn good!
• How do you lose a pair of panties in a public restroom, anyway?
• Who'd have thought Brian Austin Green would have turned out so HOT! Peach Pit (me) After Dark? Yes, please, David Silver.
• I can't believe Backpacking Dad has been showing up so far down in my comments lately.
• This super short haircut doesn't make my head look like a festering tumor at all.
• Sweetie, there's two girls from school on the phone for you.*
• Face Puncher is a great name for a baby!
• Pointing to your crotch and saying, "Game on!" is not really a turn on.**
• It doesn't freak me out at all that FTN knows everything about me.
• Can you find something quiet to do while Mommy watches Steve on your old Blue's Clues videotapes?
• Your face smells like mozzarella cheese.
• What would Jesus do?
• I have so many things I could write about that I can't imagine I'll ever write a random filler blog post and then ask people to tell me something they never thought they'd say!***

* Even though I knew it was bound to happen.

** OK...it sort of is. I mean, I let it be one for what it's worth.

*** I don't really have so many things I could write about. That I've stretched this business out for nearly two years is pretty damn amazing. Some days, this is what you're bound to get from me. So, you know, you can tell me something you never thought you'd say, or whatever else that's on your mind (like, perhaps, the way I can make the phrase 'Peach Pit (me) After Dark' sound really creepy).