things I'm pretty sure I never thought I'd say
- This Jonas Brothers CD is pretty damn good!
- How do you lose a pair of panties in a public restroom, anyway?
- Who'd have thought Brian Austin Green would have turned out so HOT! Peach Pit (me) After Dark? Yes, please, David Silver.
- I can't believe Backpacking Dad has been showing up so far down in my comments lately.
- This super short haircut doesn't make my head look like a festering tumor at all.
- Sweetie, there's two girls from school on the phone for you.*
- Face Puncher is a great name for a baby!
- Pointing to your crotch and saying, "Game on!" is not really a turn on.**
- It doesn't freak me out at all that FTN knows everything about me.
- Can you find something quiet to do while Mommy watches Steve on your old Blue's Clues videotapes?
- Your face smells like mozzarella cheese.
- What would Jesus do?
- I have so many things I could write about that I can't imagine I'll ever write a random filler blog post and then ask people to tell me something they never thought they'd say!***
* Even though I knew it was bound to happen.
** OK...it sort of is. I mean, I let it be one for what it's worth.
*** I don't really have so many things I could write about. That I've stretched this business out for nearly two years is pretty damn amazing. Some days, this is what you're bound to get from me. So, you know, you can tell me something you never thought you'd say, or whatever else that's on your mind (like, perhaps, the way I can make the phrase 'Peach Pit (me) After Dark' sound really creepy).
Labels: say say say what you want but don't play games with my affection
posted by for a different kind of girl @ 9:45 AM
59 Comments:
String cheese - it's tasteless yet somehow always fulfilling.
"Your face smells like mozzarella cheese," I said this just last week.
And if you really lust for Steve, you really should check out his post Blue's Clues CDs.
I love Steve from Blue's Clues. Actually I liked that entire show (sad, I know). Even had a Blue's Clues computer game.
I don't like the new guy on Blue's Clues. He's a dork.
At least you didn't point to a crotch and say it smelled like mozzarella cheese, right? Because that would just be... EW.
I never thought I'd say that I waited until I was 32 to buy my first sex toy. And I can't write about it because my mother-in-law would freak. So here I am, outing myself on your blog.
So sorry.
oh no, brian austin green just had to grow into his extremely hot hot hot bod. and he did it SO WELL!
"Your face smells like mozzarella cheese"
Sounds like something my kids would say. . .
And help me out here. . . You're saying that I shouldn't point to my crotch and say "Game On!" to Molly?
And, just between you and me, I've always thought that 'What does Jesus want me to do?' was a better question; but maybe I'm weird that way. . .
It's not my fault! You started posting at weird times or something.
Or I started reading at weird times.
Will re-commence standing outside your window watching you hit "publish" while holding my
laptop
so I can comment as soon as your posts go up.
Thought I'd never say, "Of course your mom can stay with us." I live to regret it.
Brian Austin Green is SOOOO freakin hot! Shadamn!
B.A.G did grow (eh hem) into his own for sure. I still cant get my arms around (eh hem again) Jonas Bros - could be I cant find myself loving someone my 10 year old daughter loves. Feels too creepy...
(im either really tired or too crabby, I am on #3 of those stupid word games you make me play! hehehe)
Good to know about the crotch pointing "game on" thing. No wonder I haven't been getting any action lately.
"Stop pooping on the floor" would probably top my list. Of course, I say this to my daughter. Not my pet or anything.
Number 2 might be "Don't go down there. Let's just have a quickie because I'm so tired."
Just to be clear - neither of the 2 girls on the phone is my daughter.
Just to be clear - neither of the 2 girls on the phone is my daughter.
Yah, I didn't think I'd ever hear myself say "Sure Hon, your dad can move in with us for a while", oh God...big, big, big mistake, I'm stressing, I'm going to keel over, I need lots and lots of liquor. Someone shoot me please.
"Nothing else fits in my box"
I had such a crush on Steve. Did you know he started a punk band after he left the show?
And I suppose, under the heading of Things I Never Thought I'd Say, would be -
"Wow! I'm the father of eight kids!"
But, that's kind of a no-brainer, isn't it?
I knew you were going to post this before you wrote it.
How is it that no one has yet requested the story on the lost panties?
Well, it's not a new one - I've shared it before, but
"Don't put a pillow over your brother's face!"
I'm forever saying things that I never thought I would, but that's my all time favorite...
And B.A.G?? Totally agree with you.
Things I never thought I'd say?
I've left panties in the ladies room.
They weren't lost, I knew where I left them.
"I'm stuck for something to say in a comment"
"Honey, don't stick your finger in the dog's poop-hole."
Said it just last night.
And? Your "Game on" totally cracked me up - ha!
Ok those were great! And I so hear you on the first one.
"There's too much beer in my fridge for that"
In response to my husband's information about a kind gentleman who came knocking on our door because he is starting a new Baptist Church in town.
Yah, that "game on" line doesn't work on me either.
Oh and those are my panties, just stick 'em in the mail, m'kay?
Considering I'm either not that young or have a total lack of progeny....What's Blue's Clues?
My face currently smells like fried chicken....
I lust you
This is fucking awesome! What would Jesus do? Loves it, loves it.
I'm sure I should have something funny to add, but brain synapses just aren't firing...
I can't think of anything to say that I never thought I would say... wait - what?
I will chime in on the Steve from Blue's Clue's thing though. Love him. Joe is a total dork.
Filler happens - really funny filler happens to you!
"where the frick are my coupon clipping scissors?" sigh.
Yo, Fadmeister - your panties, or were you making the tool man wear them? Cause sometimes Therese makes me... well, nevermind. I don't want people imagining that before they might meet me F2F.
LOL
TMI
And my word verification is...
hipstk
Cause I'm a total hipstk.
WTF
"Man, I can't wait till my throat is slit."
"Stop running around with my panties on your head. Your cooties are queering my vay-jayjay out."
"At this rate, I'm about one step away from shaving your pussy and I don't care what you say." (to my daughter about her cat who sheds like mad.)
Huh. I never thought I'd say this:
"Tell about the missing panties, dangit!"
So, now ya know.
No game on? Works now and then though ;)
yes, it was amazing how DAG went from a skinny little dork to the amazing hottie that he completely is now. you know what else is amazing? what steven bochco's new lawyer show HAS DONE TO ZAC'S HAIR. it's like he swiped Heath Ledger's or something. Thin, yet crunchy. Receding in the front so let's make up for it with some length in the back. FOR THE LOVE OF LITTLE GREEN APPLES PLEASE SHAVE THE HEAD AND SHOW OFF THAT FAAAAAAAAACE....seriously, I can't even watch the show. What they have done to his hair is just criminal. Especially when you think about how hot he was on NYPD Blue & his guest star turn on Law & Order: SVU.
Short hair on women rocks...
Just wanted you to know.
"I'm a baaaaaaad mommy."
After my daughter called me to say she had read my smut meme.
I can't believe I'm commenting on the Jonas Brothers. But have you noticed all the talk about chastity or promise rings?
Also, I think most cheese smells like feet.
(tapping fingers impatiently against table, waiting to hear "lost panties" story...)
"Sure kids, you can have pop tarts for dinner. Mommy's tired, so very tired...."
Well, at least he didn't shit on the carpet this time.
I've always had a secret crush on David Silver. *sigh*
If you've tuned been into Weeds lately, then you know that two girls calling for your son at the same time is a very dangerous thing!
If not, be warned.
"Game on." You crack me up!
I never thought i'd say--"No I'm not gay, I'm just single"
Is being 39, single and straight that unbelievable?
The weirdest thing I've said recently: "Just try and pee on those fruit loops. PLEASE!"
Potty Training: It ain't for the weak.
no please dont lick my dog.
to a little girl on the street. I mean...why??
My daughter agrees with your first bullet. Me? I can't get past the whining. You hear the whining, too, right? Or are you too busy looking at the album cover?
Always home - Huh, I'm wondering if string cheese and I have something in common.
Will - I say it far more than anyone really should have to!
Cat - Before I even had kids, I used to watch Blue's Clues and Steve on the weekends. He had me at the casual snark!
Sam - This is a safe place for sex toy talk. No worries. Now, I say go buy more. One can never have enough!
zeghsy - Whatever he grew into, my interest in him grew right along with it. Or something like that!
Des - Your Jesus question is probably the more appropriate slant, but it would take up a lot of space on those bracelets!
BP Dad - You should just be so totally in tune with everything I'm doing! If you get hungry when you resume stalking, tap on the window. I'll get you a snack.
Carolyn - Gah! Oh...my...You're a good woman!
Heather - He's brooding and so, so hot!
Lori - After being inundated with some spam comments last week, I'm wondering just how effective those word jumbles are.
Chuck - In all fairness, the crotch move does have it's moments!
Wendy - Sigh...um, how well I know this one...
CT Mom - I asked, and the girls on the phone said they weren't, so you've kept good tabs on yours!
CT Mom - echo!
Choppzs - I'm not sure I could bear the idea of either of my inlaws staying at my house. You're good people!
Bee - That's what I was looking for! Ha!
Sus - Steve was perfection. I love what he's done since!
Des - I can't even imagine saying that, and not because I'm not a man!
ftn - Maybe they know how much you like to chit chat about the panties with the likes of me. Or something like that. I'm not sure. Do we talk about that stuff?
ES - I've said "get your hands from around your brother's neck!" a couple of times. You'd think these kids would learn! Ha!
kateanon - Were you in a midwestern bookstore recently!? :)
Brian - You did well!
mommypie - Wow! I think the thing you never thought you'd say takes the cake...
Andrea - It's totally not bad, isn't it? I dance around here alot to it!
Chas - Now I have my new excuse when the missionaries come around! Tell your husband thank you!
motherbumper - I should have known they were yours! ;)
Savage - Blue's Clues is a once awesome kid's show. But that's not important. What's important is: mmmm, fried chicken!
Shonda - Heh, thank you!
Mandy - You have a 2 1/2 cute reasons for that brain zapping!
dcd - Joe is an uber dork!
Mandy lou - Thank you, dear!
graham's mom - I fear knowing where the scissors are in my house!
hipstk - Tool Man draws the line at donning the flowery panties. I also kinda don't want to see him in them, anyway. I like my men to be in touch with their feminine side while in the man drawers.
Redneck Mommy - I like how your random sayings involve cats, underwear and sliced lines. Or the other words for them. ;)
Sailor - I'm weak. It works far more than I imagined it could.
1blueshi1 - I saw an ad for that show and was outraged at what is goingon with Zac - Not Zac's hair! It is atrocious. It totally turned me off from watching whatever that show is called! Blech.
Bogart - On some women, it rocks harder than others!
Phyllis - Ha! This is why I don't say 'blog' or other 'b' words around my family!
jenboglass - I like to sometimes think they just wear those because they're waiting for me to get to them, and then, after that, all bets - and rings - are off!
twobusy - Earlier this week, we found a pair of panties in the women's restroom at the store. Sadly, someone had to pick them up. Furthering the sad, rather than just tossing them away, the manager made us bag them up and save them, because, you know, someone is probably going to call later and say they're missing a pair of panties. Sigh...
Cocotte - My kids love cereal dinners!
Aunt Becky - amen.
Cece - I never could warm up to him then, but wow, he grew up but good!
zip n tizzy - Alas, I have never seen an episode of Weeds. This is something I apparently need to rectify so I can be prepared for when the phone rings again!
Chat - Nothing wrong with that at all, and hell, if you were in a relationship, you'd just be getting asked when you were getting married or having a baby, so it never ends!
Undomestic diva - Oh! The fancy cereal! We used Cheerios!
bekah - Gah! No kidding why?!
Chag - I just hear bliss, and the subliminal messages that Joe is sending me, telling me he loves me,too! I bypassed the cd cover and went totally all in on the enhanced cd clips and photos. Swoon! Send Zoey over sometime and we can listen together. If she likes Joe, though, she'll need to step off!
I can't really think of much I never thought I'd say. I'll pretty much believe anythat at this point in the game. Since I never know what I'm going to come up with next, I rarely make bets against myself because in the end, I always loose, and then the part of tme that wins is just IMPOSSIBLE to deal with.
You see what I mean? You just never know what I'm going to say next...
Stacie
ps..I want a pic of the new super short raging mane of hotness.
Hmmmm I wonder if I ever thougth I'd say raging mane of hotness? Yeah..I'm not suprised..
You're a riot....here's my list....I wrote it a long time ago but I'm still in awe of what I say some days...although your face smells like cheese has not hit MY list yet.
http://mamalaina.blogspot.com/2007/10/things-i-never-thought-id-say.html
I never know what I am going to say and I am always afraid of what might come out.
When you look me in the eyes
and tell me that you love me
Everything's alright
When you're right here by my side
When you look me in the eyes
I catch a glimpse of heaven
I find my paradise
When you look me in the eyes.
Yeah, I have a problem.
Thing I never thought I would say?
I'm too tired to drink tonight.
That's bad. On every level.
Peach Pit after Dark!! yesssss! David Silver was ALWAYS hot and you know it, Diff Gal. :) remember how he used to be West Beverley's DJ and he used to spin them hot songs in the booth!! woohooooooooo! :)
Have a fabulous Sunday, my dear!
Stacie - No one ever expects they're going to say 'raging mane of hotness.' They just accept it and embrace it! ;)
mamalaina - Your list was spectacular and close to my heart! Thank you for coming over here and sharing it!
Insane Mama - Ha! I find that I, too, am becoming increasinly scared of what might spring forth as well! Thanks for coming over and reading!
April - For you, for joining me in my problem, for standing up and admitting it, I share this:
More and more, I start to realize,
I can reach my tomorrow,
I can hold my head up high,
And it's all because you're by my side.
:)
Merecat - Oh, honey, been there and done that!
Katie - Well, OK, in comparison to say, Steve Sanders, David Silver was, indeed, always hot, but he has come utterly into his own brand of hotness now! Tell me you're watching the new episodes!!
This is so PostSecret of you! Ha!
http://postsecret.blogspot.com/
Mine: "Ooo, FaceBook is fun." Eek, that makes 4 blogs, 12 wikis, 3 personal networks, 5 IMs, +1 more network. And I wonder why I can't get more work done...
findingheart - No wonder your blog name is so sporadically lit up in my Reader!!
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