...for a different kind of girl

silent surburban girl releasing her voice, not yet knowing what all she wants to say about her life and the things that make it spin. do you have to be 18 to be here? you'll know when i know.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

"make it last forever, friendship never ends..."

saturday morning, i'm checking into a hotel for the weekend. two blissful days.

without my husband.

definitely without my children.

but here's the catch. i won't be alone.

if you're sitting in front of your computer right now and are reading this, you obviously know that you're not going to be there with me (though for some of you, i imagine a journey to my area is really nothing more taxing than a short flight or a leisurely drive, so if you want to hunt me down, start your engines).

so who will be with me?

three of my best girlfriends. confidantes since our college days.

so naturally, every idea you have about four women untethered from their wifely duties and motherly responsibilities, entrenched in a hotel room together, is bound to come true.

pillow fights.
playfully wrestling each other across the beds.
sucking rich chocolates and dripping fruit juices off each other's fingers.
oiling each other up with exotic potions and creams.
sipping goblets brimming with champagne in the jacuzzi.
snapping compromising photos.
forming a line in the shower as we wash each other's hair and soap up each other's backs.
swapping bras and panties because someone else's is just too damn cute.
or wearing nothing at all.

this will all, of course, be done in slow motion as the heady perfume of our musky dew ripens in the air. there's a distinct possibility that we could be a living, breathing whitesnake video before our 30 hours together us up.

or at least the spice girls. fyi...i sell it like ginger spice with the kick ass rack, but i rock the pigtails of one demure baby spice. blend those two together and go about your sordid little fantasy.

ok. whatever. the weekend probably won't be entirely like that. personally, i don't plan to offer my panties up for trade (they're already committed to some tossing, anyway), but i'm not going to look down upon my friends if they so choose to do so. it's probably a good bet we're not going to prance naked around each other, either. so much for those photos, eh?

there will probably be sex talk. we're girls (we're always referred to as "girls" when we're sans the husbands and kids we normally bring to the party), so we have to give it up a little bit. it won't be about the sex we have with our husbands, though, because, well, honestly, i know their spouses as said "husbands and dads" and that's just nasty. so it will be more along the vein of "remember that one guy..."

and there will definitely be giggling. again, purely because we're girls.

ok. one last thing. if you're still hung up on that whole kickass rack/killer pigtail fantasy, i'll toss you a bone. if it helps your little fantasy at all, you can imagine me whispering "i really, really really wanna zigazig ah."

i'll be here when and if you snap out of it.

and i hope you do. because i want to know what you think "zigazig ah" is...


Blogger Nanette said...

Does zigazig ah have anything to do with bqjggfwn? ;)

No clue! Have a great time and may I live vicariously! :)

Friday, February 02, 2007 6:34:00 AM  
Blogger Dawn said...

Hey, I'm checking into a hotel tonight too - maybe we'll be neighbors *heh*

Have a great time!

Friday, February 02, 2007 9:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My wife spent last night in a hotel with her best girlie friend but since our 17 year old daughter and her 4 year old daughter were there I doubt they had quite the rambunctious (did I really just type that?) time you are planning. You have supplied all of us with enough distraction fodder than a dozen HNT photos. Have fun. (Once again you have come through with a completely huge word verification, you go girl!)

Friday, February 02, 2007 9:54:00 AM  
Blogger Cat said...

zigazig? I swear you are going to have to create a fadkog dictionary or wiki for us if you keep this up.

Friday, February 02, 2007 11:28:00 AM  
Blogger FTN said...

Obviously Cat and Nanette weren't big Spice Girl fans.

Wait, are you saying that girls DON'T do all of those things you mentioned when they get together? You just had to go and ruin the fantasy for all of us, didn't you.

Although if my wife is gonna get together with other chicks and talk about sex, it better darn well be about how fantastic I am in bed. I want those other women looking me up and down with lusty stares the next time we are all hanging out together.

Friday, February 02, 2007 12:03:00 PM  
Blogger Edtime Stories said...

How the hell did I miss my invite?

Friday, February 02, 2007 2:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're post is kind of ironic, since I was just sitting here thinking that I haven't been to a girls getaway weekend in a long time. Hope you have some well deserved fun!
(And wait, FTN, don't they all already look at you that way?)

Friday, February 02, 2007 2:45:00 PM  
Blogger The Savage said...

Sounds like fun.... hell you could bring me up as a giggling topic in case one of your friends is single or going to be soon or something to that effect...

Friday, February 02, 2007 4:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good for you!!! Have a great time!

Saturday, February 03, 2007 5:08:00 PM  
Blogger Ben said...

They always say woman are far more harsh than men when it comes to sex talk, make it a good one and have fun with your buddies.



Sunday, February 04, 2007 6:10:00 AM  
Blogger Confused Husband said...

You've definately given me some fodder for thinking over tonight. I'll go ahead and skip the part about not all of that going on. Must keep the dream alive!

Hope you had a good weekend with the friends.

Sunday, February 04, 2007 11:33:00 PM  
Blogger for a different kind of girl said...

nanette - hope you had a good time living vicariously through me! forgive me for the lame ass wine coolers, though. we went old school!

dawn - hope you had a good time at your hotel stay!

finished - i dig the fact i can simply create HNT fodder without the whole step of taking photos. my words must be a special kind of kick ass magic all their own!

cat - sometimes i just make up words. but this one is the beautiful linguistics of the spice girls.

ftn - you're not happy just having anonymous, unseen internet girls imagining what you must look like and thus giving you imaginary lusty looks? sigh. guess i need a new hobby for the afternoons.

as for that part where chicks don't do that kind of stuff? to quote the knack, good girls don't, but i do.

ed - honey, you missed your invite when the cells split and your luck of the draw was to be born a man! sorry, dear!

terry - we're just getting into the habit of these chick weekends. our next one will be exclusively spent hunting down ftn and looking him up and down with our lusty stares. if you want to join, i'll introduce you to my friends!

savage - so we get to the hotel, and on the marquee is a big old sign welcoming 'the savage family reunion' and i thought 'ah, how sweet! he finally found me...'

lbp - it was fun. was it as fun as spa weekend 2007? probably not...

nocturnal - woman are probably far more harsh. and more willing to give up some interesting revelations, as i discovered this weekend. but i'd still like to hang back and see how guys dissect the subject of sex sometime.

ch - thanks for stopping by! here's to keeping the dream alive. if it helps, i'll tell you that there was some talk of 'girl on girl' action.

Monday, February 05, 2007 12:41:00 AM  
Blogger Biscuit said...

I'm headed to Nashville next month for a girls' weekend, and we do a week at the beach together every summer. There is nothing better than spending a few days wrapped in the arms of the people who love you unconditionally, warts and all. The hardest part is going back home.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007 6:37:00 AM  

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