...for a different kind of girl

silent surburban girl releasing her voice, not yet knowing what all she wants to say about her life and the things that make it spin. do you have to be 18 to be here? you'll know when i know.

Thursday, December 03, 2009

in case you were wondering...

I haven't been stolen away by a marauding band of renegade Bigfoot.

Or Bigfeet, since there would have to be more than one to form a band. Bigfeet just doesn't sound quite as evil.

Of course, there's also the chance I actually was nabbed, and they are standing behind me right this second, making me write this so as to buy more time to drag me deeper into their forest haunts. It's really up to you to decide, I think.

Anyway, I just thought you would want to know. Of course, if you didn't want to know, you're going to feel really, really bad when you turn on the news in a few days and the top story is about a gang of scary Sasquatch.

Assuming I was stolen away, that is.



Blogger Pat said...

Okay, so how are we to know the real story? Is Bigfoot behind you, forcing you to write this? Is Bigfoot literate? WHO KNEW? So can we be expecting a ransom note or what?

Thursday, December 03, 2009 9:23:00 AM  
Blogger That girl from Shallotte said...


Thursday, December 03, 2009 9:40:00 AM  
Blogger Desmond Jones said...

Hey, now that you mention it, 'Bigfoot' would be a great name for a rock band. . .

So, is this just some wacky attempt to glean publicity, on the order of 'Paul is Dead?' You know, 'FADKOG has been abducted by Sasquatches'? And then you suddenly appear at the edge of town, looking all disheveled, not wanting to talk about it? Hmmm???

Thursday, December 03, 2009 9:53:00 AM  
Blogger Swirl Girl said...

Bigfeet as in Yeti or as in Harry and the Hendersons Bigfeet?

'cuz he was s cute and probably could actually force you to write something.

'the Yeti kind? probably would just eat you.

Thursday, December 03, 2009 11:24:00 AM  
Blogger Sailor said...

hmmmmm. SO now, my question is, will I get back the ransom I paid, when I received a note saying that fadkog had been nabbed?

I assumed it was genuine, as it was signed with a huge "x". Have I been scammed?

Dang, there goes the cakesters.

Thursday, December 03, 2009 11:46:00 AM  
Blogger Brian o vretanos said...

Personally, I don't think that you getting abducted would be major problem for your adoring fans, just as long as you can stil blog - surely even bigfoot has internet access these days...

Thursday, December 03, 2009 11:53:00 AM  
Blogger justmakingourway said...

As long as you don't develop stockholm syndrome and decide to stay in the forest forever we should be okay.

Thursday, December 03, 2009 12:14:00 PM  
Blogger Kevin McKeever said...

This explains the strange rustling outside my window.

Thursday, December 03, 2009 1:48:00 PM  
Blogger Bethany said...

I figured whatever it was that stole you, there'd be a story coming our way, at some point... Let the woman type, Tribe O' Bigfeet.

Thursday, December 03, 2009 2:25:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Nobody's kidnapped you? Then who's this ransom note for? And why did they send it to me? Damn, it's all so confusing.

Thursday, December 03, 2009 4:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Technically there could be a one man sasquatch band.

Hey, I think I just figured out the title to my first rock album!

Thursday, December 03, 2009 5:43:00 PM  
Anonymous DCUrbanDad said...

I am so confused.

Thursday, December 03, 2009 8:17:00 PM  
Blogger TwoBusy said...

Sasquatchi. If we're going to get all grammatical about it.

Thursday, December 03, 2009 9:24:00 PM  
Blogger Bee said...

It's because it's too cold, right? Yeah my feet are freezing!

Thursday, December 03, 2009 9:32:00 PM  
Blogger Jack Steiner said...

I remember Bigfoot from the Six Million dollar man. He was like a robot from some other planet.

Thursday, December 03, 2009 10:23:00 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

Zoinks, be careful Scoob.

Thursday, December 03, 2009 11:58:00 PM  
Blogger MsPicketToYou said...

i've been robbed too.

we should commiserate..

Friday, December 04, 2009 12:54:00 AM  
Blogger Meg said...

I figured you were just being probed by horny aliens. But I'm glad you've found a chance to avoid them for a few minutes.

Friday, December 04, 2009 2:04:00 AM  
Blogger Aunt Juicebox said...

Damned Bigfoot!

Friday, December 04, 2009 9:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you are in the company of a bunch of Bigfeet/Sasquatches are you all singing "Single Ladies" 'cause you know once the Bigfeet know it the world is coming to an end.

Friday, December 04, 2009 10:21:00 AM  
Blogger Christina Lee said...

RUT RO....scooby to the rescue. You are too funny!

Friday, December 04, 2009 10:30:00 AM  
Blogger Zip n Tizzy said...

I will check that off my list of concerns...
But where are you?! (I say, not having written in 2 weeks myself!)

Saturday, December 05, 2009 11:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Kelley @ magnetoboldtoo said...

I believe they prefer to be called Shoe Size Challenged...

Would have been awesomer if it were Ninja. Cause then you would have a cool outfit and some badarse swords.

Sunday, December 06, 2009 3:10:00 AM  
Blogger Hollywood Farm Films said...

Bigfoot Rules! And if they don;t understand you just start singing the INXS song that your blog is named after to put them in a daze.

God knows thats what that song does to me.

Different Kind of Girl, the song, trivia question:
What 80's movie did this song appear in, and who were the 2 lead stars?

I'm a new follower and can;t wait to continue reading!

Sunday, December 06, 2009 6:47:00 PM  
Blogger WILLIAM said...

In Florida, Big Foots...feets...whatever, are called Skunk Apes because they stink real bad.

I hope you come back not stinky.

Monday, December 07, 2009 12:09:00 PM  
Blogger Cynthia said...

Ya gotta watch out for those Sasquatch gangs...they'll get you every time;)

Monday, December 07, 2009 2:09:00 PM  
Blogger Bijoux said...

I can't seem to get it together enough to post.

Tuesday, December 08, 2009 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just stumbled across your blog and read the shortest post you've ever written and some really long ones... and thought that your blog is amazing.

Monday, December 14, 2009 2:43:00 AM  

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