'i smell sex and candy'
Bliss. Love. Peanut butter toast and juice. Just another typical day in the Got It Goin' On household.
Sexy McSexerson (as he's known while doing undercover work as my husband): "So my hair. How's it look? Does it look OK? Do I need to take shower?"
Hottie McHotterson (me. 24/7): "Of course you need to take a shower. Whaddaya mean, 'Do I need to take a shower?'"
S McS: "Whaddaya mean 'Whaddaya mean 'Do I need to take a shower?' ' "
H McH: "Hello!? Don't you remember what you did yesterday afternoon?"
S McS: "Yeah. I didn't do any resets at the stores. I didn't get sweaty or anything. I should be good."
H McH: "Honey. Yes! Yes, you need a shower. Don't you remember? Sex. We had sex yesterday afternoon. For a long time. Many things were done. Wait a minute. You don't remember, do you?"
S McS: "Oh. Heh. I guess I did forget about that..."
H McH: (Silence. Silence coupled with the wonk eye. More silence)
S McS: "Well, I mean, I didn't forget the whole thing...."
H McH: "Whattaya mean you didn't forget the whole thing?! You just apparently spaced off over two hours of my patented lovin'!"
S McS: "I definitely remember that one part. And then when you did that other thing. So see? I didn't forget the whole thing!"
H McH: "Did you remember parts of the whole thing before or after I reminded you we had sex yesterday afternoon?"
S McS: (Silence. More silence. Definitely no wonk eye because by now he knows who's winning...)
H McH: "Maybe you outta go take that shower before I start talkin' about an entirely different kind of hole, honey..."
S McS: (Smirking. More Smirking)
H McH: "I'm thinking 'hole' more as in a label for you, honey, and not so much as what you're thinking..."
S McS: "So...I'm gonna go take a shower now."
H McH: "Good idea, mister. Because your hair? It is funky..."