among the things i've recently decided...
I don't have enough reason(s) and/or excuse(s) in my life to use the words 'nut punch.'
This honestly comes as a gigantic surprise and/or disappointment to me, especially considering how often in my life of late I feel like leaving someone with a subterranean depression of the gonads. I did use it earlier today, and I have to be honest, ever since, I haven't been able to stop thinking about how I can use it again.
Nut punch.
Nut punch, nut punch, nut punch.
Nut punch.
So how 'bout you? What have you decided lately?
sidebar - Subterranean Depression of the Gonads is the name of my band. We play emo music and never look at the audience while performing. I'm the cute one on bass.
Labels: 'ball kick' just doesn't have quite the same ring to it
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Love the band name, and my only thought to "I'm the cute one on bass", is "Naturally, I'd expect nothing but!"
Now, though, I think I'm going to be on the lookout for opportunities to properly use the words nut punch, grrrrr
I'll be maintaining a safe, discreet distance from anyone who advertizes him/herself as a nut punch afficionado. . .
Just sayin'. . .
;)
I've decided I can't wait until July 2nd, when my July 1st move is over. On the other hand unpacking will make me into a nutpuncher, so perhaps I should be anticipating a date closer to July 15th.
where ya been? I was just thinking yesterday its been a while since you posted.
You disappearing from this place has been a bit of a nut punch.
Your posts are the exact opposite of a nut punch. You make me laugh, not cringe. Sorry the world's been knocking you in the small bits lately.
S D G did the theme to pretty in pink right?
i heard nut punch for the first time last week. definitely prefer it to "racked."
I like "ninja vasectomy" myself.
I'm with Leslie!!!!!!
You can play in my band any time. It's called Recreational Protein. That goes good on Nut Punch, I hear.
Cheers, FADKOG.
Can I be on drums? In the imaginary band of my mind (most recently named "Pirate Mamas"), I'm the sultry drummer that tosses my audience the occasional bone (heheh, she said "bone") with a sullen hair toss in their direction.
Another favorite blogger of mine, Jenneralizations, calls it "weiner punching", but "nut punch" does have a satisfying ring to it.
i've decided i'm sleeping in tomorrow morning while the dad in this how does the driving of a kid to the doctor. i've put enough miles on the car i the last 6 months. now that he has his DL back it's his turn.
I cannot tell you how pleased I was the day I worked "nut tasering" into a conversation.
I know you understand.
I can't wait to use this tomorrow.
I will SO impress Golden Boy.
Really, really, really hoping you did the logical thing and set up "nutpunch" as your new Blogger password.
See? All your posts tie together neatly now.
you can just keep your nut punch to yourself, alright?
The world is dangerous enough as it is ... just ask AFV
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