...for a different kind of girl

silent surburban girl releasing her voice, not yet knowing what all she wants to say about her life and the things that make it spin. do you have to be 18 to be here? you'll know when i know.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

trick or treat...

...smell my feet.

Seriously. Smell them. They smell like lilacs. It's like springtime!

Actually, you could just skip that smelling part and proceed right to rubbing them, because that would rock. You have to tell me a joke while doing so, though. That's just part of Halloween. No joke, no 100 Grand bar.

Eh, who am I kidding? I would totally share the goodness that is a 100 Grand bar. Caramel, chocolate, little crispies? Oh, God, yes! Yes, please! But the wine in the evil cup? Yeah, probably not going to share that. There are some days you need something a little stronger than a hot bubble bath to wash away the evil.



Blogger The Savage said...

Yeah, I'd rub your feet.... I'd even pour the wine....

Wednesday, October 31, 2007 4:12:00 AM  
Blogger 1blueshi1 said...

(moans in longing and dreams of professional pedicure at the place down the street with the really amazing massage chairs)
love the pic!

Wednesday, October 31, 2007 7:01:00 AM  
Blogger Recovering Soul said...

isnt dangerous to take pictures while in the bath?
Or was that on Mythbusters?

Wednesday, October 31, 2007 7:53:00 AM  
Blogger Biscuit said...

Show me that kickass rack, and I'll rub annnnnnnything you want.

:) I'm a perv for Halloween. No costume necessary.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007 8:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's only dangerous taking pictures in the bath if you post them on the Internetz, and Creepy Anonymous BOOBS Guy is reading.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007 8:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or if I'm reading.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007 8:57:00 AM  
Blogger Desmond Jones said...

Lilac is my favorite scent. . .

Wednesday, October 31, 2007 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok, that picture is freaking scary. that's the first thing. the second is: how do you get your feet to smell like springtime? mine are more like a malt vinegar mixed with dijon mustard. now there's a treat for ya.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007 11:07:00 AM  
Blogger Nature Girl said...

That cup RAWKS! and Lilacs are my FAVOURITE EVER but for Halloween? What happened to Pumpkin Spice Bubblebath?

and carmel tootsie pops? REALLY? Oh I SOOOOOO gotta get me some a those!

Wednesday, October 31, 2007 12:48:00 PM  
Blogger Nanette said...

Give please. I will wait for the chocolatey crispy goodness. Ding dong. Trick or--scratch that! Treat or treat!


Wednesday, October 31, 2007 1:53:00 PM  
Blogger Mandy Lou said...

It might be dangerous to mix cameras and bubble bath, but what ever is in that cup and a bubble bath - that's all good.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007 2:28:00 PM  
Blogger Lainey-Paney said...

thanks. now i want a 100 grand bar.
hope Gage gets one tonight!!!

Wednesday, October 31, 2007 4:25:00 PM  
Blogger kimmyk said...

i dont *do* feet. i just dont like 'em. i like that they get me places but in general, yeah no.

but i would share my 100 grand bar with you and i'll even throw in a reese's pb cup.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007 9:04:00 PM  
Blogger Melissa said...

Lilac and 100 Grand* bars? I'm there. Will bring my own wine, but insist you provide an evil cup. Just wouldn't be Halloween without one.

*What was wrong with the old name? Too many syllables for the advertisements?

erbeb - Pardon me! Must be a little belchy from the wine and chocolate.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007 11:09:00 PM  
Blogger for a different kind of girl said...

Savage - You may have yourself a job, mister. The pay sucks, but if you're not against working for simply my gratitude, then there's probably some paperwork we need to fill out. I won't even make you call me "boss."

1blueshi1 - professional pedicures? Oh, baby, I may be in a bit of a moany dream for such a thing as well!

RS - Bah! I am not a fan of the Mythbusters! Those boys don't seem to ever be doing any of the work when I happen to catch that show. However, I will say this. Pace yourself with the wine or else the camera/tub combination could be a little tricky.

Biscuit - I may have won a costume contest going as a perv once. Well. No, I didn't. But I did win one dressed as a giant condom. There may have been some rubbing involved with that one.

Creepy Anonymous BOOBS! Guy - Thanks for being a loyal reader. My BOOBS! (aka - my tripod) appreciate your unwaivering support!

Creepy Anonymous Feet Fetish Guy - I am enamored of BOOBS! guy. You, however, frighten me. I'd scream, but I'm numb.

Desmond - It's like I knew that or something!

you da mom! - You take that feet thing out of the equation and what you're left looking at is a potentially tasty recipe for a new flavor of Pringles!

Stacie - AH! I forgot about the pumpkin scented bubblebath. This was spur of the moment. Sort of. Yeah, um, I had other ideas for this. Ideas that probably would have made Creepy Anonymous BOOBS! Guy a lot happier, but I don't have the mad photog skillz.

Plus, really, my feet ached. They needed the soak.

Get yourself hooked up with those Tootsie Pops, too, girly!

Nan - Oh, I will give. And you will take. Take please As I tell you to. Tell me. No. Wait. Am I supposed to be telling you, or are you telling me? God, I am so confused...

Mandy lou - It was most definitely good. I may have to institute this as a ritual. However, the boys around here are gonna have to clean that tub first.

lainey-paney - in the absence of a 100 Grand bar, I find a Bit O' Honey is also quite a delicious treat, and, since toddlers can't handle that chewy goodness, I say it's swiping minus the guilt! A win-win for everyone!

kimmy - I gotta admit, I am not a foot person, either. I find them kinda creepy. You can't really tell from that pic of mine, but my arches reach to the sky and the toes pretty much don't touch the ground.

Huh. You know, reading that, I bet it's because I'm an angel. Wow. Good to know.

And girl, if you're willing to share pb cups, get over here. now. where are you already!?

Melissa - As luck would have it, I have another evil cup. God bless Walgreens. The sucky part about Walgreens, though? No wine. Be sure to stop along the way. The cups are waiting!

Wednesday, October 31, 2007 11:56:00 PM  
Blogger Desmond Jones said...


But, uh. . . there's only two of 'em. . .

Or maybe the creepy anonymous guy is in for more of a thrill than he knows. . .

Thursday, November 01, 2007 7:17:00 AM  
Blogger Phyllis RenĂ©e said...

I'm just slightly dislexic (?) so I thought the photo was "santaclaws." I just didn't get it. And since most of the time I'm visiting via my phone, the pic was so small I didn't even notice the feet. I was completely lost!

Thursday, November 01, 2007 8:50:00 AM  
Blogger Choppzs said...

I love Halloween because the kids get all the candy, but I get to eat it!! lol

Thursday, November 01, 2007 11:47:00 AM  
Blogger for a different kind of girl said...

Desmond - I think it might altogether actually frighten creepy anonymous boobs! guy. Though it's cute the way he's all boobs! this and boobs! that.

phyllis - ha! I have a tendency to refer to my son's feet as paws and/or claws, so pretty much all feet to me are claws. Even mine. Hope you're not lost anymore!

Choppzs - Reason for the season, honey. Reason for the season...

Thursday, November 01, 2007 10:34:00 PM  

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