Hi! It's been awhile. Remember me?
No, not you, Sex as a noun. I'm talking to your more interesting partner over there, Sex as a verb. Yeah! Hi! So, do you remember me? God, we used to have some f-u-n together, didn't we?
So, I was wondering...since we had a lot of fun...um....where you been lately? Just wondering. No pressure. It's just that, well, there was just an anniversary here not that long ago, and well, you know. It just seems kinda, oh, logical that you'd maybe pop in for a bit on something like an anniversary. Maybe, yeah? There's gotta be like a five-day window, don't you think? And I know I just said there was no pressure, but my birthday's coming up in a a few weeks, and, yeah, I don't want to make a big deal about it or anything, but it's kind of a landmark one, if you get my point, so it might be fun if you could stop by that day. Maybe a few times.
Anyway, I'll keep this short, Sex, though I don't want you thinking that if you happen to come around that you have to keep it short! Ha! Oh, you know me, Sex. I'm a kidder! Ha!
I'll look forward to hearing from you, and I promise that I'll make it worth your while if you get the chance to visit. I will definitely make brownies!
Hope to have you soon!!