...for a different kind of girl

silent surburban girl releasing her voice, not yet knowing what all she wants to say about her life and the things that make it spin. do you have to be 18 to be here? you'll know when i know.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

among the things i've recently decided...

I don't have enough reason(s) and/or excuse(s) in my life to use the words 'nut punch.'

This honestly comes as a gigantic surprise and/or disappointment to me, especially considering how often in my life of late I feel like leaving someone with a subterranean depression of the gonads. I did use it earlier today, and I have to be honest, ever since, I haven't been able to stop thinking about how I can use it again.

Nut punch.

Nut punch, nut punch, nut punch.

Nut punch.

So how 'bout you? What have you decided lately?

sidebar - Subterranean Depression of the Gonads is the name of my band. We play emo music and never look at the audience while performing. I'm the cute one on bass.



Blogger Sailor said...

Love the band name, and my only thought to "I'm the cute one on bass", is "Naturally, I'd expect nothing but!"

Now, though, I think I'm going to be on the lookout for opportunities to properly use the words nut punch, grrrrr

Tuesday, June 21, 2011 7:12:00 PM  
Blogger Craig said...

I'll be maintaining a safe, discreet distance from anyone who advertizes him/herself as a nut punch afficionado. . .

Just sayin'. . .


Tuesday, June 21, 2011 7:29:00 PM  
Blogger Lisa @ Lisa Moves said...

I've decided I can't wait until July 2nd, when my July 1st move is over. On the other hand unpacking will make me into a nutpuncher, so perhaps I should be anticipating a date closer to July 15th.

where ya been? I was just thinking yesterday its been a while since you posted.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011 9:03:00 PM  
Blogger Leslie said...

You disappearing from this place has been a bit of a nut punch.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your posts are the exact opposite of a nut punch. You make me laugh, not cringe. Sorry the world's been knocking you in the small bits lately.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011 8:05:00 AM  
Blogger WILLIAM said...

S D G did the theme to pretty in pink right?

Wednesday, June 22, 2011 9:45:00 AM  
Blogger Anna Whiston-Donaldson said...

i heard nut punch for the first time last week. definitely prefer it to "racked."

Wednesday, June 22, 2011 5:21:00 PM  
Blogger Logical Libby said...

I like "ninja vasectomy" myself.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011 6:48:00 PM  
Blogger Bijoux said...

I'm with Leslie!!!!!!

Wednesday, June 22, 2011 7:36:00 PM  
Blogger Kevin McKeever said...

You can play in my band any time. It's called Recreational Protein. That goes good on Nut Punch, I hear.

Cheers, FADKOG.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011 8:06:00 PM  
Blogger Melissa @ I Pick Pretty said...

Can I be on drums? In the imaginary band of my mind (most recently named "Pirate Mamas"), I'm the sultry drummer that tosses my audience the occasional bone (heheh, she said "bone") with a sullen hair toss in their direction.

Another favorite blogger of mine, Jenneralizations, calls it "weiner punching", but "nut punch" does have a satisfying ring to it.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011 8:20:00 PM  
Blogger lime said...

i've decided i'm sleeping in tomorrow morning while the dad in this how does the driving of a kid to the doctor. i've put enough miles on the car i the last 6 months. now that he has his DL back it's his turn.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011 9:45:00 PM  
Blogger the weirdgirl said...

I cannot tell you how pleased I was the day I worked "nut tasering" into a conversation.

I know you understand.

Friday, June 24, 2011 5:57:00 PM  
Blogger Vodka Mom said...

I can't wait to use this tomorrow.

I will SO impress Golden Boy.

Saturday, June 25, 2011 8:58:00 PM  
Blogger TwoBusy said...

Really, really, really hoping you did the logical thing and set up "nutpunch" as your new Blogger password.

See? All your posts tie together neatly now.

Monday, June 27, 2011 2:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you can just keep your nut punch to yourself, alright?

The world is dangerous enough as it is ... just ask AFV

Thursday, July 14, 2011 10:24:00 AM  

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