...for a different kind of girl

silent surburban girl releasing her voice, not yet knowing what all she wants to say about her life and the things that make it spin. do you have to be 18 to be here? you'll know when i know.

Friday, May 30, 2008

i'm TOTALLY having sex tonight!

Oh, yes. Sex + Me = Yeah, baby! Right there. Uh huh. That's right! My gorgeous and virile Tool Man is super excited that it's on the agenda, and has been taunting me with it for days! It's so on, baby!

It's not like I NEED taunting. No! I am super ready for this. I've thought about what I'm going to do, and the words I'll say to bring it to the satisfaction I've craved for so long.

I figure "One for the 7:10 showing, please," should be the line that brings it. Especially since I plan to say it in a voice that is equal parts whispering and giggly.


Proudly among the cult, I've waited for the release of Sex and The City forever. Good lord, my girlfriend and I were on the phone this morning trying to decide if we'd dress up for this amazing event. In the end, we decided we live in the Midwestern suburbs. We wouldn't know how to dress up if we had to.
In case you're wondering, and why wouldn't you be, for those of you in the know about this show, I am, according to multiple online SATC character quizzes, very much like Charlotte York. The results of one of the quizzes (I took many to see if I'd ever come up like Samantha. Alas, and yet surprising, no...), says I'm "a lady in every sense of the word. You are pretty, kind and hopeful. Everything you do and say is without a hidden agenda and you believe that everyone has a soul mate. You are an eternal optimist and everyone you know can't help but smile when you're around."
I know, right! I mean, it was so nice of them to call me pretty, kind and hopeful that I kind of teared up and then was all, "Call me pretty again while Momma finds something slow for us to dance to, Victim I Am Stalking."
When I told Tool Man there was going to be sex tonight, he was understandably excited, because see above. You can't help but smile when I'm around! However, he got especially giddy when I told them that I'd be bringing other women into it. And perhaps a few men. Cute, caring, loving men who are either (A) thrilled by women, (B) catering to women, or (C) confused and unsure if they like women that way.
In the end I think the bulk of his excitement rests in the fact that, while I'm out tonight living the magic (and who cares if it sucks but I don't want to know for I've read no reviews yet because I want surprises and magic and bliss!), he'll get to sit here quietly and watch Battlestar Galactica in peace
So, really, I think we both end up very, very satisfies. Oh, yeah, baby! That's right!
(fyi, if you do an image search for Sex And The City, hmm, you get pictures of lots of things that rhyme with "city." Just sayin'.)

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22 Comments:

Blogger Real Live Lesbian said...

I soooo want it to be a fantastic movie! And I've heard that it is!!!!

Enjoy your night of sex! Hope it's a long one! Probably about 2 1/2 hrs!

Friday, May 30, 2008 2:37:00 PM  
Blogger Backpacking Dad said...

My wife is having sex tonight. With her mom friends. I've been volunteered to help one of the dads babysit (because the girls think he can't hack it on his own for a couple of hours...while she sleeps....).

I'm going to try to have sex tomorrow afternoon after a long bike ride that gets me all sweaty.

Friday, May 30, 2008 2:38:00 PM  
Blogger Choppzs said...

Believe it or not, I have never seen that show! My friends owns the whole series on dvd and offered it to me. Maybe I'll have to take her up on it!

Friday, May 30, 2008 2:44:00 PM  
Blogger for a different kind of girl said...

RLL - I have been working on my stamina. My deep breathing. My ability to ebb and flow through the various parts. I am so ready!

BP Dad - I hear long bike rides can diminish the sensations of sex.

Wait.

OH! THAT sex!

You and the other dad should mix up virgin Cosmos and have a little girl talk while the girls are having their sex. Then, when you've seen it, come back and we'll dish!

Friday, May 30, 2008 2:45:00 PM  
Blogger for a different kind of girl said...

Choppzs - I wish I owned the seasons. I would spread them on the floor and roll around naked with them. I love them! Hence my admission I'd roll around naked with them. I must really get out more.

Friday, May 30, 2008 2:49:00 PM  
Blogger Desmond Jones said...

I confess to having been the least bit curious, you know, just to see what all the hype's about; until this morning's paper called it 'The archetypal chick flick'. Even so. . . Ah, there's no way Molly would come within five miles of it, anyway (unless we were takin' the kids to see 'Prince Caspian'). . .

Oh, and I'm hoping that the Tool Man is 'virile', much more than 'viral'. 'Cuz that just seems like it would be such a hassle. . .

Hey, BP Dad, I'm goin' on a nice, long bike ride tomorrow, too! Hey, maybe I can try to have sex, too!

Friday, May 30, 2008 2:49:00 PM  
Blogger for a different kind of girl said...

Des - Curses to that blogger spellcheck! Thankfully, Tool Man has gotten over being viral, so I can go have sex germ free! Woo hoo!

And I don't doubt for one moment that you'll not have sex, too!

Friday, May 30, 2008 3:05:00 PM  
Blogger katie said...

Girl you have a good time!! i never get out to see movies so i am gonna live vicariously thru you and your Sex. You be back here with a full review. i want all the steamy details! cuz i'm a total pervert like that! haha!!

Have fun!

Friday, May 30, 2008 4:02:00 PM  
Blogger Mandy Lou said...

Ooh ooh - don't spoil it - I'm going with a gaggle of gal pals tomorrow!! So very excited!!!

Sadly Scott thought we were all going to see porn when I said "the girls are all going to see 'Sex' on Saturday". Man was he bummed when he realized what I was actually talking about!

Friday, May 30, 2008 4:06:00 PM  
Blogger Cocotte said...

Like Choppzs, I've never seen the TV version. My friends have been trying to talk me into the movie, promising sex in the city drinks afterwards. I'm concerned that the movie is going to be more about shoes and handbags and not enough about the sex.......cuz I'm all about the sex! Let me know if it's worth my time FADKOG!

Friday, May 30, 2008 4:13:00 PM  
Blogger Kelly said...

Your hubby is welcome to watch BSG with us tonight. Friday nights are sacred BSG time.

I, too, have never seen Sex and the City. It's one of those trends that makes me think it can't possibly live up to the hype. But I can't judge, having never seen it.

Regardless, enjoy your Sex tonight.

Friday, May 30, 2008 4:15:00 PM  
Blogger kimmyk said...

i've never seen an episode of this show.

i hope you get dinner after your sexin'. it's only right.

hope you had/have fun!

Friday, May 30, 2008 4:45:00 PM  
Blogger Wethyb said...

My girlfriend and I are totally going to see that. Let me know how it is!

Friday, May 30, 2008 10:25:00 PM  
Blogger Bunny said...

I'm one of those weirdos who never got into Sex. Just wasn't my thing. I won't be at the movie this weekend. You'd be more likely to find me watching BSG or even old Babylon 5 dvds.

I do hope you and all the fans enjoy the movie though. I was that kind of geeked when Serenity came out, having been a huge Firefly fan. (OMG - I'm a total geek, aren't I?)

Saturday, May 31, 2008 9:02:00 AM  
Blogger Therese in Heaven said...

I am very jealous. I was a bit disappointed when I realized that I'd be out of town opening weekend. If I go to see it, it will probably be by myself because I don't know anyone who is interested in seeing it.

Saturday, May 31, 2008 11:54:00 AM  
Blogger Bee said...

Um... I went and searched for the quiz thingie and I don't know how to break it to you. Really I don't.
But. Mine came out possitive for Samantha???? Yeah, since I never watched the show I'm not 100% (yes I am because I don't live under a rock with a pet mole) isn't she the uh, ::whisper:: slut??

Saturday, May 31, 2008 10:15:00 PM  
Blogger Bee said...

This is what it says but I don't believe I'm like that.

You Are Most Like Samantha!

For you, dating is the ultimate sport
You're into guys with power, looks, or a lot of money.
You rather have a great two weeks than a great forever.
But even you fall victim to love from time to time. :-)


Romantic prediction: You'll find love in the next few months...

But you'll be the last one to realize it.

Saturday, May 31, 2008 10:16:00 PM  
Blogger 1blueshi1 said...

me & my grlz were supposed to go see it Friday night after the margaritas but after the waiter served me that thing and I realized IT WAS THE SIZE OF MY HEAD I knew we would never make it to the movie. We hypothesized that we would go after I got off work Saturday but I knew that by then MommyHood would have captured me again and refuse to let me escape from its' dark and terrifying clutches (that smell of laundry and toilet bowl cleaner)until the siren and inescapable of work Monday morning.

Sunday, June 01, 2008 12:09:00 PM  
Blogger 1blueshi1 said...

CALL--the siren and inescapable call.

Sunday, June 01, 2008 12:10:00 PM  
Blogger Mandy said...

I cried a little when I realized that my vacation plans coincided with the premier. I am truly truly sad. I will have to try to get to it this week before I hear the entire plot.

And the best Christmas gift ever from my husband was the DVD collection. And I made him sit through them all. Oh yeah... all sorts of sex in our city.

Monday, June 02, 2008 12:00:00 AM  
Blogger for a different kind of girl said...

katie - It was, in my biased fan opinion, splendid. Like going to a rock concert. If you can, get out and go!

Mandy Lou - How fast those minds go to the porn. Alas, I could come up with about three porn titles just playing of "Sex And The City," so I guess my mind is sometimes there, too! Hope you got to see it. Let me know what you thought!

Cocotte - It was a pretty well-balanced diet of shoes, handbags and sex. I came away perfectly satisfied!

Kelly - The Sex was frackin' fantastic! And when I got home after 11 p.m., my husband was still engrossed in that frackin' show! He likes to watch alone, for full impact!

kimmy - With so many sold out showings and three different theater runs, our plans for a nice, "gonna get me some" dinner were thwarted. I got seduced by Burger King. I don't usually put out for a junior cheeseburger, but Friday night, I caved!

Wethyb - I loved it! I hope you did, too!

Bunny - I was totally entrenched amongst the SATC geeks. And a couple older gentlemen who got sucked in by their wives, and whom I spent a strange amount of time on que assuring them they'd leave afterwards with their balls intact!

Therese - Oh, if I lived near you, I'd willingly tag along. This is definitely a girlfriend experience, but even if you have to go alone, I hope you get the chance!

Bee - Part of me is a smidge jealous that you rocked the Samantha on those quizzes, but I have little doubt your as pure as I am. Our husbands are happy because we do their laundry and make their dinner every night, right? ;0

1blueshi1 - My town was teeming with grrlz out in their finest (and me in my sensible shoes!). I hope you and yours get out there and see it soon. I'd stowaway and come with if I could!

Monday, June 02, 2008 12:09:00 AM  
Blogger for a different kind of girl said...

Mandy - Hilarious! I've been after my husband to sex up my city every birthday, Mother's Day and Christmas! One of these days, dang it! Even if I have to do it myself! It was worth the adventure of going opening night (and I purposefully stayed away from any reviews/previews, too!). I hope you get there soon. You'll laugh, cry, and cry laughing!

Monday, June 02, 2008 12:10:00 AM  

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