'...and you don't come from this town.'
Every once in awhile, when the Tool Man and I get tired of life in the humdrum suburbs, we talk about moving someplace exciting. Someplace that throbs with life.
Someplace like SexCity (town motto: "It's a fine, fine day for coming home!").
Look on the map. It's right there over Mt. Monogamy, and just across the lake from Virginville. We hear property values are on the rise, and the the neighborhoods don't suck.
Now, the neighbors? Yeah, they might.
I could go on and on with the innuendos, but I think I'll leave those up to any of you who wish to drop one in comments. Also, if you wish to comment and be all, "You're serious? This is what you giggled about when you tucked this in your pocket Friday night and were all 'Eureka! Monday's post!' allow me to remind you, Internets, I sometimes have a "fowl mouth," so yeah, me and my inner 13 year old boy, Seth, dig it.
We also dig the idea of running for mayor of SexCity. I hear there are lots of positions on the board.
(Heh. Good one, Seth!)
Labels: won't you take me to funky town?
posted by for a different kind of girl @ 11:50 PM
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Sex City: Where if you have a party you can bet everyone will come.
Gah. You just remember that you made me do it.
That's what she said.
Dammit. I can't stop doing this.
That's what she said.
that damn seth. he cracks me up.
i wanna move to toon town where anvils fall from the sky and hit unsuspecting citizens on the head when they do stupid things.
and i want perky boobs like jessica rabbit.
Now entering SexCity; speed limit: 69
SexCity: A planned community where not all the roads are straight
SexCity, where going in for a lube job takes on a whole new meaning!
My inner 13-yr-old boy is Ethan and I think he's gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I have an inner 16 year old boy. He hasn't gone to SexCity yet, but just thinking about it makes him grow hair on his palms.
Oh my. I just went back to read the "fowl-mouthed" post, and I choked on my coffee.
Your inner 13 year old boy rocks!
Oh and I can't come up with innuendo unless I'm not trying, and I really meant to say something completely innocent sounding, and when you look at me funny, I'm all "What? What's so funny" and then you have to explain it to me "You said 'Head', Melody - huh huh". 'cause I'm a dufus like that.
How far is that from Intercourse, PA?
If you end up as mayor of SexCity, can I perhaps work in a position under you?
Holy crap, are movies really up to 9 bucks now?? Damn! lol
I'd rather have an inner 25 year old boy.
WAIT!! Who said that?? ;op
Full review?! I couldn't talk the husband into going this weekend so I'm still in super sulk mode. I need details!
Chiming in to express appreciation for the random Tony Carey reference.
SexCity- wear a raincoat cuz it gets real wet here!! woohoooooooo!
um, er, yeah. oh jeez, Diff Gal. did i really just say that? yeah, i did. i can't believe with the sick immature mind i have that that's the best i could do. oh well. :)
Seth is awesome!
Forget the innuendo, how was the movie?!? I started to watch it on the internet last night and fell asleep...I went down for the count. And that is the end of my innuendo as I've become old and boring, sigh.
I'm really, really sorry for this, Nan, but. . .
"I went down for the count"
just conjures up some really nasty mental images involving a Sesame Street character. . .
What happened to "$2.50 Tuesdays" at the movies?
Did I fall asleep for a decade or two?
Is Kramer vs. Kramer still playing?
I'm so jealous!!!!
SexCity--- Town motto "You won't want to just come and go"
BP Dad - Awesome. You had me at awesome!
kimmy - Seth is a good kid. I make him get out, not sit like a loser loner listening to crap music and scamming on the computer all the time.
OH! I want to live in ToonTown, too! I want everything around me to be stamped "Acme" and have a talking animal sidekick, too!
Bunny - Very well done! I'll pass these onto the SexCity Chamber of Commerce.
Ethan sounds cool, and Seth would probably dig hanging out with him. They could go to Panic At The Disco shows!
Biscuit - My inner 16 year old girl, I shall call her Me, would probably wanna make out with our inner 16 year old boy, and pass him notes in study hall.
Melody - Oh, honey, I've done the same thing. Don't even get me started on how many inopportune times I've used the word "jack" in my day to day existence!
Des - Just over the hump there!
ftn - You think I want to be mayor just for the ribbon cutting ceremonies? Oh, hell no! It's all about filling the positions under me with those who can do the job. And they don't call it a job for nothin', Mr. Mayor Pro Tem.
Choppzs - Well, it was the evening, and it is sorta the big city!
Bee - I bet inner 25 year old boys know a thing or two...
deedee - I thought it was super fantastic, and wonderful. Everything you want to happen happens. I so hope you've gotten to go!
Twobusy - Somebody needs to toss Tony Carey some love, so I figure why not me!
katie - ::snicker, snicker:: My sick, immature mind digs your sick, immature mind!
Mandy Lou - I would probably date Seth!
Nan - MY NAN!!! My sweet, sweet girl!! Miss you, my girl! The movie...I loved this movie. L-O-V-E-D it! Then I came home and went down for the count. Or something. Hell, I don't know. I'm just happy you're here!
Des - If I was going to get busy with a Sesame Street, I think I'd opt for Snuffy. Live dangerously, I say.
David - Ha! Well, for those I have to hit the second run theaters. Thanks for coming by and the comment!
Wethyb - Get yourself to a theater as soon as you can!
Craig's Wife - Ha! Very well done! Glad you're back!
I think some of your readers find it HARD to follow all the 12-year old humor...I for one, however, find it oddly freeing and refreshing. Rock-on!
(yes, I am sad that I wrote all of that just to be able to use/capitalize the word HARD. I am a sucker for a joke. No matter how good or bad. Maybe I need a SPANKING.)
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Bogart - Look at you. Sneaking in the capitalized SPANKING, too! Well done, sir. Woo hoo for freeing and refreshing 12 year old humor!
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