hey kids! i've got a question for you!
What's big and red and furry and incapable of signing autographs due to a pesky deficit in the thumbs department?
Well, I'd tell you HERE, but instead, I'm going to kindly ask you to visit my friend Kevin's blog, Always Home and Uncool, where I share the answer (and begin what I guess is the first step in coming to grips with my embarrassment by releasing the pain).
p.s. - I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "Why?! Why do I have to click over to someone else's blog and read? Why can't you just tell us your little story here? All that clicking somewhere else makes our fingers hurt!" Listen, I get it. I really do. But I asked nicely, and believe me, it's worth it to go over there. It's also worth it to visit Kevin even when I'm not writing hilarious guest posts for him, so you know what, I just helped you discover a brand new blog to read. You're welcome!
p.s.s. - Why are you still here? Go find out the answer to my question. Pity me. GO!! And hey, leave a comment there, would you? Thanks!