my entire history with the opposite sex as played out in a 10 second conversation with my 14-year-old son following his first day of high school
Me: Did you miss me today?
Me: What?! I missed you all day! I thought about you a lot today!
Him: Honestly? I didn't think about you at all.
Me: Not even once?
Me: Did you miss the dog?
And just like that, I was transported back to high school, where my tenuous relationship with males took root.